Buff, NY You Know You're a Star Wars Nerd When...

Ask for Imperial Knight armor to go with your afore mentioned lightsaber....

 

...your kids can recite parts of the Blu Ray extra features word for word

 

...you can recite lines from any or all of the movies verbatim!

 

You have a whole section in the basement currently dedicated to costume building.

 

You rush home to get the mail, knowing exactly was has been in the box each day this week!

 

you always say I have a bad feeling about this.

 

You're recognized during a job interview as being Porkins

 

Your co-workers congratulate you on your new lightsaber!!

 

You realize is a GOOD thing the Force choke isn't real.

 

Lucky for some people it isn't real... Trust me, I'd be on the Dark Side in a matter of minutes.

 

Immediately after the music of the closing credits end, you are overjoyed but the sounds of light sabers activating, and the Padawan dueling commences!

 

Your new nickname around the office is Darth!

 

Feeling happy when the boy says "Mom, you will be happy
to hear our Star Wars obsession has returned!"

 

So i had a dream last night where i went to some sort of convention. With me i had brought my darth revan and a full stormtrooper costume. i wore the stormtrooper the first day danced around and what not, you know, trooper stuffs. then when it came time to wear revan it was all messed up! the armor was all misshapen, it wasnt rigid anymore and it was just flopping around. paint was missing or coming off. and for a minute i freaked out. then i thought " well i guess im just a stormtrooper now! well i know chris will be happy about that! haha! " and then i wet off as a stormtrooper again.

Chris! your need of stormtroopers is invading my dreams!

 

wait... for reals?

 

When Seeing Star Wars on Captain America's "to do" list makes me happy!

 

I saw that but you beat me to it.

He had Star Wars/Trek on there to be fair.

 

When your husband buys you a light saber for your 14th wedding anniversary!

 

When you are tirelessly trying to work your budget so you can afford the $7,000 Han Solo frozen in carbonite replica that will release in the fall... yeah...

 

When you cellphone notification is R2D2 chirping away.... and everyone looks right at you.... Yup.....

 

Bringing out an old favorite...



When your filled with joy when your son asks to start trooping.

 

You know you're a Star Wars fan when you have it permanently inked on your body