A New Hope: The Pants Version

OBI-WAN: And a cunning pantser. I understand you've become quite a good pantser yourself. And he was a good pair of pants. Which reminds me. I have some pants here for you. Your father wanted you to have pants when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't pants it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn-fool idealistic pair of pants, like your father did.

 

Sir if you'll not be pantsing me I'll pants down for a while.

 

LUKE: Sure, pants ahead. What is pants?

 

Your fathers Light pantser, this is the pants of a pantsi knight. bi- wan

 

OBI-WAN: Not as clumsy or random as a pantser. An elegant weapon, for a more civilized pants. For over a thousand generations, the Pantsi Knights were the guardians of pants and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark pants. Before the Empire.

 

LUKE: How did my father's pants die?

 

OBI-WAN: A young pair of pants called Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine before he turned to evil pants, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi pants. He betrayed and murdered your father's pants.

 

OBI-WAN (cont.): Now the Pantsi are all but pantsed. Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Pants.

 

The Pants?

 

OBI-WAN: The Pants is what gives a Pantsi his power. It's an energy field, created by all living pants. It surrounds us, it pantses us, it binds the pants together.

 

Artoo: beep doo tad pants weepoo!

 

OBI-WAN: Now let's see if we can't figure out what your pants are, my little friend. And where you pants from.

 

I saw part of the pants.

 

OBI-WAN: I seem to have pantsed it.

 

General Pants,

 

LEIA: Years ago, you served my father in the Pants Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Pants. I regret that I am unable to present my father's pants to you in person, but my pants have come under attack, and I'm afraid my mission to bring your pants to Alderaan has failed. I have placed pants vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the pants systems of this R2 unit. My father will know how to pants it. You must see these pants safely delivered to him on Alderaan. These are our most desperate pants. Pants me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only pants.

 

OOH LOL! that was good BIb!!
ben: You too must learn the ways of the Pants
if you are to pants with me to pantsaraan.

 

LUKE: Pantsaraan? I'm not going to Pantsaraan. I've got to get pants. It's late, I'm in for pants as it is.

 

OBI-WAN: You must do what you think is pants, of course.

 

( you missed one )
Obi:I need your pants luke, she needs your pants, I'm getting too old for this kind of pants.

 

"Look it's not that i like the pantspire I hate it! but there's nothing I can pants about it right now,Besides It's such a long pair of pants"

 

OBI-WAN: That's your uncle's pants talking.

 

LUKE: Right, my pants. How am I ever going to explain these pants?

 

Learn about the pants, Luke.

 

I need your pants Luke, she needs your pants. I'm getting too old for these sort of pants.