Are Pancakes and/or Waffles Better Than Sex?

Definitely yes. I've never had pancakes that haven't satisfied me completely.

 

Why not both at the same time?

It's a total party in your mouth.

 

This question ignores my right to involve pancakes and waffles in my sex play.

Just because you don't enjoy it Mr. Souderwan, doesn't mean you can impose your puritanical standards on me.

 

All the ladies are making me today.

 

No, and dork almost owed me a new keyboard.

 

Yes! That's what I'm saying, Kendra!

Call me.

 

Hey now! I like a little pig-in-blanket action every now and again just like any other red-blooded American!

 

I don't know. They're all very steamy.

 

Bri, you know full bloody well that this is a ridiculous question, as the two things are synonymous with each other.

PANCAKES AND WAFFLES ARE SEX!!!


-JR

 

Jay-Jay, I wasn't talking specifically about you and I do in private. It was an open question!

 

Irrespective of our wafflicious use of our own pancake cream and syrup....IT APPLIES ACROSS THE BOARD TO EVERYONE!!!

I can't believe that you, of ALL people, canNOT see this!?!?!

-JR

 

Not everyone is as open-minded as we are, Jay-Jay! As you can see, some people are still blinded by silly societal norms! That's what this thread is all about! Why don't you EVER support me!!

 

HOW can you say I don't support you when I was lifting your whole weight last ni.....

Oh. Wait.


-JR

 

Is that ALL you think about, Jay? It's all about Pancake and Waffles isn't it? Well what about my other needs, huh?

 

When your emotional outbursts amount to more that a sticky syrup explosion, we can talk Bri.


-JR

 

You weren't complaining about they syrup we poured last night!

 

Unfair question. Both?

 

Erm, Bri. Is there something you're not telling me?

 

UNFAIR

Sex with pancakes and/or waffles, please.

 

Er...sorry, but I'll go for a no

 

That a unfair question.

 

This thread is getting me hot.

 

Er...no...yes....

...maybe.

Oh! Look at the time!