FF:VIC Are there any single women in Melbourne?

Im a 22 year old guy from Melbourne and it seems that all the hot women are taken here!

 

Consider looking interstate, perhaps?

I can't really speculate, unfortunately. My times in Melbourne haven't really been spent looking at the female population.

 

... mine have, and you must be going to the wrong pubs and clubs...

 

Settle, Shara.

There are plenty of hot women around. Nightclubs are good, but places with a more relaxed atmosphere are even better. FanForce doesn't work too well usually, I might add. Stranger things have happened, though...

 

It seems that all the hot women in a 2 kilometer radius around Clayton and Frankston are all taken by PoT...

 

That's what he likes to think.

 

Come to Ballarat where women will club you first and then drag you into a cave

 

You can take the woman out of the club,
But you can't take the club off the woman.

 

And when i do see them crawl

I do run run run
I do run run

 

::crosses Melbourne of the list::

Well...when i come visit....im not going there then. I guess ill just spend my whole time there near PoT's....he will know where to look.

 

Why does this seem to be somewhat like Hawks Year twevle Formal where we almost raffled off any bugger in a skirt? of cause we didn't have ladies back in those days here on the VicFF besides Shara.

 

Ah yes, I remember those days...good times...

 

Well its not like i dont go to clubs etc.....i was at spy lounge friday night, there was some great talent there, but none available!

tell you what, if there are any lovely ladies who come accross this thread, then please send me a PM!

 

Just to add a little female perspective to this male dominated thread, I know a person who met someone on a message board like this. They're getting married in two months! How wierd is that?

*Realises suddenly that that had very little to do with the topic being discussed*

 

What? How did you know I was...oh, you mean someone else. Carry on.

 

*Chuckles*

 

Oh, and that post actually is more relevant to the topic than most posts anywhere in this forum, so bravo.

 

Well thankyou. I pride myself in being relevant and coherrant at all times. Unfortunately, I have my lapses.

 

We all are!

 

Strangely in making your point you proved yourself wrong by being right, Mixo.

All above statements concerning me may or may not be true. you'll just have to find out for yourselves.

And mate, MrMWindu - if that IS your real name - rule number one of trying to find a "lovely lady".

Don't start, end, or partake any part of your search, via an internet messageboard that discusses Star Wars.

My advice. Turn off the computer. Reorientate your senses after losing that lovely dim monitor glow, and open curtains.

After a day or two you should be able to take natural light without hissing and screaming. Put on some pants, and go outside.

Slowly, but surely, this method WILL invariably lead to interaction with members of the opposite sex. Sometimes, such interaction can prosper, develop, and take on rich and exciting complexities.

Remember, it's a big world, and just because the fish aren't biting doesn't mean they aint hungry!

 

Why is it that fishing provides analogies for all of life. I think we undervalue fishing and it's greatness. I feel the need to dump.

 

I don't know where I heard this but I think it aplys in times such as these.




If you stare into the eyes of a cat, it will follow you but if you stand asside and watch from afar it will do nothing.

 

Why buy a book when you can join a library?

 

::burns the books::

 

Just remember the 2am rule