BBBC Presents: The Late Show with Tashi

Hi there, Jobo, you can call me Tashi.

So what's cookin' tonight?

 

Well, Tashi, we have some vingar... and some salt. I was think some... take out?
_jOBO

 

Take out sounds good to me. You like Thai?

 

Anything works for me! Thai sounds fantastic. Coming up after Tashi's next reply: JGU!!! Oh, Tash, you can call me Tom.
_jOBO

 

Sexcellent, Tom!

And now here's a song to fill the void and hopefully make us forget about our pointless little lives...er...well here's a song anyway. It's "Fitter Happier" by Radiohead.

fitter happier more productive
comfortable
not drinking too much
regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week)
getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
at ease
eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats)
a patient better driver
a safer car (baby smiling in back seat)
sleeping well (no bad dreams)
no paranoia
careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole)
keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then)
will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in wall)
favours for favours
fond but not in love
charity standing orders
on sundays ring road supermarket
(no killing moths or putting boiling water on ants)
car wash (also on sundays)
no longer afraid of the dark
or midday shadows
nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
nothing so childish
at a better pace
slower and more calculated
no chance of escape
now self-employed
concerned (but powerless)
an emplowered & informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism)
will not cry in public
less chance of illness
tyres that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat)
a good memory
still cries at a good film
still kisses with saliva
no longer empty the frantic
like a cat
tied to a sick
that's driven into
frozen winter **** (the ability to laugh at weakness)
calm
fitter, healthier and more productive
a pig
in a cage
on antibiotics

 

Wonderful song choice, Tashi! Now it's time for *drumroll*
JOBO'S GAME UPDATE
Today we present the following items:
Metroid Prime
Metroid Fusion
Golden Sun 2: The Lost Age
Legend of Zelda Game Boy Advance
Metroid Prime
Release date: November 18
What's that? Samus has gone into FPS mode?! It is indeed true! The demo starts out as a normal metroid game, only in FPS format. You get a third person view whenever Samus rolls into a ball. That's about all for now!
Metroid Fusion
Release date:
For those who aren't content with the new style of Metroid, fear not; there is also a GBA game coming out that brings back the classic feel. Plus, it comes with a slew of new updates. More on this in another time.
Golden Sun 2: The Lost Age
Release date: 2003
This picks up right where we left our heroes at the end of the last game. Very little is known about this, but we can expect the same gameplay we've seen in the first.
Legend of Zelda GBA
Release date: December 2002
A Link to the Past comes to GBA! You heard right, kids! Not only that, it comes with a four player competition mode. Players will be racing to beat the others at the game, however, you will discover that there are times when you must help your teammates to get through a puzzle. I'm very excited about this one!
BREAKING NEWS: The Sonic Adventure game series has ended! The Sonic Team is not making any more games under the Adventure name. They are apparently making it more like the games of the past fortheir next on. Expect some previews near the end of summer!
_jOBO

 

That was an excellent update, Tom. I know almost nothing about games, although apparently I'm a natural at Guilty Gear X. I'm also pretty good at Marvel vs. Capcom I think it is? I like Servebot. And there you have it folks. The entirety of my gaming knowledge.

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*dead air*
Err... *cough* If anyone has a Gaming question, tidbit, or whatever, feel free to either PM me, or put it in the thread!
_jOBO

 

Let's go to the phones and see who's calling, shall we?

//looks at phone and realizes all the lines are open

Hmmmmm...well...please feel free to call. If you have a song you want or need advice, we're here. We're always here...

//sigh

...anyone?

 

Wow, this sucks.
_jOBO

 

I'm going to amuse myself.

//stands on her head while juggling pins

 

Ooooo....
Ahhhhh....
Nice pins, lady. Well then, this is very annoying.
_jOBO

 

Welcome to my nightmare.

//drags out the calliope and plays circus songs

 

*dances*
_jOBO

 

Since no one else is asking for songs...

//glares at the general population of the JC

I'm going to dedicate this one to my good friend Stephanie. It's The Velvet Underground with "Stephanie Says".

Stephanie says that she wants to know
Why she's given half her life, to people she hates now
Stephanie says when answering the phone
What country shall I say is calling from across the world

But she's not afraid to die, the people all call her Alaska
Between worlds so the people ask her 'cause it's all in her mind
It's all in her mind

Stephanie says that she wants to know
Why it is though she's the door She can't be the room

Stephanie says but doesn't hang up the phone
What sea shall she say is calling from across the world

But she's not afraid to die, the people all cal her Alaska
Between worlds so the people ask her 'cause it's all in her mind
It's all in her mind

She asks you is it good or bad
It's such an icy feeling it's so cold in Alaska,
it's so cold in Alaska, it's so cold in Alaska

 

My song is in binary.
0101000011101010101011010010101010101010101010
011100101011010100101011
five bucks for the english version.
_jOBO

 

Alright I'm feeling a little rambunctious so here's a happy song! It's Cake with "I Want To Love You Madly".

I don't want to wonder
If this is a blunder
I don't want to worry whether
We're gonna stay together
'Till we die

I don't want to jump in
Unless this music's thumping
All the dishes rattle in the cupboards
When the elephants arrive

I want to love you madly
I want to love you now
I want to love you madly, way
I want to love you, love you
Love you madly

I don't want to fake it
I just want to make it
The ornaments look pretty
But they're pulling down the branches
Of the Tree

I don't want to think about it
I don't want to talk about it
When I kiss your lips
I want to sink down to the bottom
Of the sea

I want to love you madly
I want to love you now, yeah
I want to love you madly, way
I want to love you, love you
Love you madly

I don't want to hold back
I don't want to slip down
I don't want to think back to the one thing that I know I
Should have done

I don't want to doubt you
Know everything about you
I don't want to sit across the table from you
Wishing I could run

I want to love you madly
I want to love you now
I want to love you madly, way
I want to love you, love you
Love you madly

 

Am I that love?
_jOBO

 

...maybe.

 

_jOBO

 

Okay this little DJ is very tired and not feeling too well. I just fell asleep with my face on the keyboard.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to leave you now. I'll just play one more song before I turn it over to the autoDJ. Here's The Beatles with Golden Slumbers.

Once there was a way to get back homeward
Once there was a way to get back home
Sleep pretty darling do not cry
And I will sing a lullaby

Golden Slumbers fill your eyes
Smiles awake you when you rise
Sleep pretty darling do not cry
And I will sing a lullaby

Once there was a way to get back homeward
Once there was a way to get back home
Sleep pretty darling do not cry
And I will sing a lullaby

 

Hmm... it's 5:32. Uh oh.
_jOBO