Buff, NY Favorite movie lines

well, im bored bored bored as usual and so this thread is born. its a place for all the movie lines that float through everyones head (i know a LOT go through mine during the course of a day). the one thats currently taken up residence is that of Sigourney Weaver in Galaxy Quest: "Lets get out of here before they kill Guy!" i love that movie!

 

"It's inside out... and it exploded!"

 

I'm Houda...put it there!

Get in your mouse and get out of here!

 

You don't have any friends...no one likes you!

That just popped right out there sir!

 

Im here to kick a$$ and chew bubblegum...and im all out of bubblegum.

 

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy"

 

They took the bar....the whole #$@&*#! bar!

 

"The future is not yet set. There is no fate except that which we make for ourselves."

-Knight

 

Just when I thought you couldn't do anything stupider....you do something like this.......AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!

 

"Heil Screwb!"

 

"Mola Ram prepare to meet Kalee in Hell"

"That's no moon that's a space station"

"Sir, your taun taun will freeze out there...then I'll see you in hell"

"Who's the more foolish the fool or the fool who follows"

"Good our first catch of the day"

"Stay on target"

 

"Is that gasoline i smell?"
"CAW,CAW,BANG; **** IM DEAD!"

 

"This stuff will make you a Sexual Tyrannosaurus, like me." "Strap THIS on your SORE A$$, Blaine"

 

Yeah. Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-mart. Ya got that?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me... Ya! (BOOM) (BOOM)

Gimme some sugar baby.

Hail to the king baby. Hail to the king.

Good. Bad. I'm the one with the gun.

You illigitamate male child!* Give me back my hand!


-Knight
*Wording changed slightly so I can't get in trouble. I'm sure you can figure out the original word.

 

Hey old guys! Do those still work?

 

*points to Parallax* Now THERE is one cool person!!

RAMMING SPEED!

"London Bridges falling down, falling down, falling down...London Bridges falling down. My Fair Lady!"

"Ooooh you miserable bags of bones, pick yerselves up and Sally Fff. Sally Fff. Sally Forth"

 

This job would be great if it wasn't for the customers.

 

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

"Yeah, hi. We're doing one of those cool color polls for USAToday, and we're seeing how many Americans can spell ICUP.
"What? What do you want me to spell?
"Look, just spell ICUP, okay?!
"I don't get it...
"Look, I-C-U-P! Okay, I c u p!
"You can?"
-Randall to the President Clinton

 

"Fiery the angels fell... deep thunder rolled around their shores... burning with the fires of orc."

 

[not a movie quote] why don't we modify this to quess the movie that the quotes are from? [not a movie quote]
"Wait a minute. I just lit a rocket; rockets explode!"

 

I see dead people. HA HA

 

"As coroner of Oz, sir, I've thoroughly examined her and she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead."

 

i love the smell of napalm in the morning

 

"All right Mr. Lucas, I'd just like to remind you that you're under oath here. Did you, or did you not, actually write Episode 1 over the course of a weekend, and not years in advance like you claim?"
"Well, you see at the time that I filmed the original trilogy..."
"Answer the question!"
"...Yes. I wrote it over the weekend."
"I want my eight bucks back."

-Randal to George Lucas on the witness stand

 

'Two hits, me hitting you, you hitting the floor!"


"Hey mister, ya gotta match?.. Well, I have your face and my a$*"

"Blaine? His name is Blaine?"