SWRPF Archive God Moders' Arena

scotland eh? they went to Earth? I bet thats where the one guy from the bar got his salmon from. [feeds Fisto a grape fruit] [Fisto eats grossly]

[has to something that is godmodding so i wont get banned so i stear our ship to earth and shoot scotland and they all exlode]

 

*GOSH*
"now i have to time travel, on an empty stomach, to."
*grabs faran*
"man... no one should have to endure THIS place..." (the only advantage to it is we can win wimbleton here 0.o)
*telitravels to the ship*
"kah.....meh.....hah......meh.... Ha- wait wrong series"
*pulls out master sargent*
"EAT LEAD!!"
*OVERKILL*

 

You blew up Scotland! And I just bought a kilt! NUTS! Now I'm going to have to burn that along with my bras. *grumbles as she searches for matches.*

 

[hands Goblin a match] why do you need to burn up your kilts and bras?

 

bras are so yesterday and kilts are so last millinia

 

and how do you knwo these things doug..?

 

Thanks *takes the matches and grumbles Yeah that and the fact that she blew up Scotland I no longer have a reason to wear a drafty wool skirt in protesting equal rights for the sexes. *lights her bras and stops to think about the kilt.* Wait...

 

the voices in my head that make up accurate sounding statistics and persentages

 

Again, dougms proves his worth in dirt. Master sargent has never existed and never will. However, Master Sergeant is in a video game and only a video game. If he ever appeared in an RPG, he'd stop existing.

"Don't burn the kilts! NOOOOO!!" Underhill saves one and puts it on, together with the rest of the traditional gear: pouch, hat, pipes, broadsword! Now Underhill is ready to pwn all! Except his sweet, darling fiancee.

 

*ha*
*takes out dharoks axe and full dharok*
*pwns*
i can pwn your 'full scotland ****'

 

And you know what makes that uncomfortable? That kilt was in my size! *sobs* I need chocolate and a stair master!

 

what happened to the loincloth..?

 

(you don't want to know)

 

You mean it's his tupee?

 

"You're not supposed to wear undies in a kilt, so it's in the pouch." [grins]

 

but you see, what if i do..?

 

So much for wanting it back.

 

nvm

 

play us a beautiful bagpipe tune my friend!

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
i hate scotland almost as much as france.

 

*blows off my head which comes back just to keep the evil mod away*

 

"Aye, lassie!" [begins to play an ancient (well, I guess not, now...) battle tune on the pipes] Did yall ever see 'Braveheart?'

 

i read it

 

Time to go and get the earplugs.

 

no but i do want to