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*takes out awp*
*head shots underhill then grenades the 'pipes*

 

oh come on his music is the most beautiful ever to be heard!!!

 

it matches my shower-singing

 

you are so mean dougy

 

Oooooooo! Sirens!

 

i try

 

No mean, would be saying he sounds like a hormonal alley cat that is scratching it's claws on a blackboard as some one is flushing the toliet. Not that I sound that way, I'm more like four alley cats n'sync.

 

thats evil. [calls on Fisto force ghost to eat Dougy] [Fisto go crunchcrunch on dougs bones]

 

read whats-her-faces post i was rather nice
because i can sling the insults(when needed)... THAT was not one of them

 

"OH! THAT DOES IT! You can blow up my guns, you can blow me up, but you DO NOT blow my pipes up!" Underhill draws his bada** broadsword and runs the cringing dougms through the heart. "He'll probably come back. Pity" Underhill removes his sword from the pathetic loser's chest and cleans it on dougms's relatively clean pants. He then sheathes the sword and picks up his magically repaired pipes and resumes playing. "Good movie, love. Has love, some dude killing the gal, Wallace kills the entire garrison and the guy who killed his wife...ah...good movie."

 

Hey I was using that as an example. It wasn't meant for anyone but me. Seriously, if your lives depended on my singing ability, you'd all be vaporized in seconds.
The name's Goblin. Not, Whats-her-face--Goblin.

 

wha? [has gotten confused]

 

i agree good book....
back to war

*takes dharoks axe*
(the attack took me to 10 percent)
*the power of dharok infuses me with strenght*
"RAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH"
*charges underhill*
*in three quick swipes he completely destroys underhill*
(all in under 2.8 seconds)
*THEN speeds UP!*
*says the three protect prayers*
*put on my ring of recoil*
and uterly decimates the pipes.

 

(Um also not mad at anyone. Just playing around. Sorry if you took offense.)

 

yeah rachel, anything that is typed here...dont think of me differently in the real.

 

Who's Rachel?

 

"That came out incorrectly. I meant that William Wallace marries this gal in secret, an English soldier finds out and tries to rape her (the law was that the governers could take newlywed Scot brides and have sex first), the royal governer takes her to the post and slits her throat open. Then William rides in like he's about to surrender, but, just as an English prettyboy is grabbing the reins, Will whips out some swords, caves that dude's skull in, some other Scots help with the fort-taking, and slits the governer's throat at the same post. Wallace, and the Scots who joined him attack another garrison. 'I have a hundred men coming from (insert town here)!'

'Oh, yah? Were they wearin' these?'

Awesome movie, love. He does eventually get captured, though. They twist his intestines out on a hook, but Gibson doesn't show it."

 

guess *hint look on the user look up of the active ppl on this here place*

 

Huh? Could you say that in English? Good ol' American English?

 

look on the lookup of the active people of this forum!!!!!!!!!!

 

There we go...You realize that this isn't the social forum, right?

 

Yes sir! I sure did! I say we hang him by his toe nails and e-vac him into space with a wampa or a nerf herder. Sir! *salutes and pretends to look innocent.*

(Thanks for the heads up. Nice to know your name Fisto.)

 

i was in a hurry
(dont have much more time)
(might be able to shoot you in a few more posts but as it is.....)

 

"who me" *looks around?*

 

Underhill, very confused, uses his awesome broadsword to, again, waylay the pathetic dougms. He also resumes playing his invincible bagpipes.