Guys, would you mind if . . . .

FIRE!!!!

 

Calm down Joe and can I suggest that you put the lighter fluid away, please.

 

Martin there's no use in trying to get Joe to stop. I've learned that sometimes you have to let them learn for themselves that fire is bad.

 

ROFL, we used to have a great Fire safety awareness campaign here in the UK, lead by an elephant in a firefighters uniform and helmet called Welliphant, the motto was - Matches, matches never touch, they can hurt you very much. Do you think Joe would benifit from this wisdom ?

 

Anything is worth a try, but we used to have Smooky the Bear and you see how well that work out for Joe.

 

Smooky? Who the fluck is smooky?

 

Chirst so I make a stupid spelling mistake!

 

Don't flucking use Chirst's flucking name in flucking vain!

 

They moved onto Blaze the Bear, I don't remember the Elephant though...

Remember Charlie the Cat? Is it any wonder people my age are flucked in the head with that and The Magic Roundabout... Clangers???

*Speedials therapist*

 

jamie and the magic torch.

 

I loved Jamie and the Magic Torch. I wanted a old english sheepdog of my own after watching that show. I could never get my torch to produce that spiralling hole under my bed though!

 

Stop talking about stuff I don't know about or I'll start talking about stuff you Brits don't know about, like, uhhhhh, ummmm....... dental care.



j/k

 

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Jamie!








What's dental care btw?

 

let`s not overlook

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sport billy!

 

*Smacks Nic on the bum*

You know I luv ya!

 

Hmmmmmm... ok quit giving me the watery puppy dog eyes look I give in

 

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Come here and give us a kiss

 

How could I turn down an offer like that?

 

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Has anyone ever told you you're nuts V?

 

oh yes, lots of assessments, but I didnt like what they were saying,so I killed them .

 

It's like falling in love all over again when I read your posts, Vez.

 

Low expectations, I like that in a man.

 

I know what you mean, Vez. For some reason, whenever I'm in the states, I get a bit of "attention", and I always think: "God bless these American girls! Hearts of gold...and all of them as blind as a bat!"

Been lighting your own farts again, Joe.

All hail Joe and his big blue flame!

 

Guys I need a favour.

A friend wants some SW bedding for her son but she doesnt like the UK ones. Shes found one online he does like, but it doesnt ship outside the U.S (who the hell does that anymore). I was wondering If I could get it shipped to one of you guys and then get it forwarded to us in the uk. Shes a bit of technophobe so I'm doing the work for her, but I'm getting her to set up a Pay pal account to make payments for shipping costs etc.

it would be a big help if any one would let us women use them !