Hello, lovely Kristie (also: The BB Camping Fire)

AHHHH! snuggles up to harpoo more

 

Hope that helps get a girl to jump up in your lap.
I didn't mean to interrupt your intimate moment.

 

Daveed, I think Kitty is trying to seduce me..

 

You certainly aren't the first and you won't be the last.

 

You! Hands off my girl!

 

Can we get her spayed?

 

Is that .... legal?

 

I will make it legal..

 

Well good luck with that then.
Sorry, but I have to call it a night.


Here's a story starter for you.


It came out of the mess hall, dripping a black ooze everywhere it went...

 

i dont want to be spayed

 

Then keep your smelly cooch away from me... I've got pliers and gasolene..


You know I kid....

....well, not about the pliers.

 

Got a thing for pliers?

 

no.

 

Sledge hammers?

 

no. you! lol

 

Kitty, just... what the hell?

 

She seems more like a stirrups and speculum gal to me.

 

Ew..

 

I know, right? I guess one girl's "eww", is another girl's perversion.

Some fetishes just make no sense to me, but who am I to judge?

 

Yeah.... so this is my welcome / campfire thread... and now that I've been sexually harrassed (and lord that better not happen again....) stories, and smores anyone?

 

I thought we were telling scary stories, I was trying to contribute.

 

So the midget princess and her wacky gang cross the stream of enlightenment, and run right smack into Daveed, the spaniard man / midget hunting gorilla, and he says, "gimmee babies!!!"....