How to defeat the Vong (humor)

Paint their ships pink and put happy faces all over them. The Vong would probably shrivel up.

 

Send me to them.

That'll scare 'em back.

 

two words....

"Richard Simmons"

 

LOL!

 

Richard simmons- ok now stroke those yamosks.. c'mon give me 5 more. (to the tune of shake your booty) stroke stroke stroke, strke stroke stroke, stroke those yammosks (echo) stroke those yammosks.

 

LOL!!!!!

 

LMAO

 

Paint all potential targets like a tunnel and hope that the "road runner" effect kicks in

 

pose as one of their gods and say

"suicide is the only way we gods will accept you in our world"

 

No wait!
Since their armpits are their weakness, give them explosive deodorant!
"Strong enough for a yammosk, specially balanced for a warrior."

 

HAHAHA!!!

 

LOL!

 

Do what they do to invaders in Ankh-Morpork;
Get them to play a game of sabacc against Karrde, Booster and Lando.
Before you know it, (to paraphrase Pratchett), the Yuzzies'll find out they don't own their coralskippers anymore, and become just another ethnic minority with it's own restaurants on Coruscant....

 

Vong food? EEEW!!!

 

don't forget to add han into the mix

 

Dunk them in special super strong Bacta (with some bleach)...
"My Scars! My Tattoos! My Bio-Implants!"

Or tell them that if they keep acting like that and aren't careful they might NOT put somebodys eye out!

Or most unusual of all (for SW) engage their main fleet with superior numbers, technology, or tactics and then defeat them in open battle without flying into something and blowing up the main reactor.

 

Maybe the NR should introduce them to a space opera film that takes place in a galaxy far far away. They will become so obsessed with it that they'll spend all their time on the internet talking about it like we do and forget about eliminating the infidels....

 

Exploit the Vong's one true weakness.... ice cream headaches.

 

Have Yoda and Anakin Skywalker do all the fighting. You can't kill'em if they're already dead.

put restraining bolts on them and make them slaves.

 

God this is a funny post
-Teleport the lady from the weakest link to constantly insult. ( though this may backfire as she may become their new god)
-Make them listin to every priceline commercial that William Shatner ever did. Now that is just mean.
-When the get to Coruscant hold up a big sign saying Do Not Open Till Christmas.
- Introduce them to evil effects of Fuzzy Math

 

Introduce Supreme overlord Shimrra to the little guy with the top hat from the monopoly game, so that he can convince him to finance a hotel on Ithor, a housing complex on Nal Hutta, and most importantly of all......If he invades past Bespin then the get 200 dollars.

 

give on of them a mirror.

 

Send a fleet of Jem Haddar (Dominion) Warship's out to destroy a large group of Worldship's, after they blow holes in the vongs ships have the ShapeShifter's beam onboard disguised as Yuuzhan Vong Warrior's and butcher the entire crew with ease, the Dominion would slaughter the vong!

 

Give them all rubic's cubes and frustrate them to death.

or

Scare them away with an army of Furbies.