Pittsburgh, PA Humourous 1 sentence Star Wars stories

throw it away and go to wendys

 

where the food is a little better than the Jawa meat they serve at McDonald's, a fast food chain where the Max Rebo band once

 

saw Luke and Leia sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.......until they discovered they were brother and sister. They wondered if quite possible they were from a small earth state called west virgina that just happened to be not so far far away when

 

they saw a giant UFO that was shaped like the emporos shoe and so they said...

 

"I didn't expect a kind of spanish inquisition!", and in burst three men dressed in red, who proceeded to

 

dance briefly, before switching Monty Python routines to the Lumberjack Song. In the middle of the verse about wearing ladies clothes . . .

 

the death star blows up the planet they're on, but somehow they manage to escape to

 

a space station full of tribbles, which shocked the Skywalkers and the Pythons onto realizing they were in a Star Trek fanfic crossover, but that was not the worst thing, for in walked

 

Barney the Purple Dinosaur, along with . . .

 

E.T. who just flew in from...

 

Las Vegas, and boy, were his arms tired While in Vegas, ET and Barney had been

 

hitting all the casinos and strip clubs in a vain search for...

 

Nerf footballs, which they planned to use to . . .

 

blow up the Death Star which has taken up orbit around...

 

Pzob, a remote, lifeless planet on the outer rim

 

on which they have never seen Barney on TV at all, which was why Pzob was a refuge for sane adults, who organized the planet's defense with the help of He-Man and

 

Rainbow Bright. Together, they enlisted the help of...

 

President Bush, who had an even simpler world view than rainbow bright, whereupon George W. decided to solve the death star problem by

 

changing all the foods on the cafeteria's menu to include the word "freedom" in their titles so that...

 

all the kids would think it was another pathetic attempt to make them patriotic, and

 

brainwashing then into thinking it is ok to be canon fodder for...

 

the clone wars part 2, where the kids would have to fight alongside dolly the sheep and Raiellian clone babies, in a bloody attack on

 

the big bad wolf, who lived on tatooine, where...

 

it was always april fool's day, a situation that resulted in many people being tricked into

 

thinking that if they consumed "Death Sticks" they,