New Jersey Mike's lyrics of the day

One song
Glory
One song
Before I go
Glory
One song to leave behind

Find one song
One last refrain
Glory
From the pretty boy front man
Who wasted opportunity

One song
He had the world at his feet
Glory
In the eyes of a young girl
A young girl
Find glory
Beyond the cheap colored lights


One song
Before the sun sets
Glory - On another empty life
Time flies - Time dies
Glory - One blaze of glory
One blaze of glory - Glory
Find
Glory
In a song that rings true
Truth like a blazing fire
An eternal flame

Find
One song
A song about love
Glory
From the soul of a young man
A young man

Find
The one song
Before the virus takes hold
Glory
Like a sunset
One song
To redeem this empty life

Time flies
And then - No need to endure anymore
Time dies


And, IMHO, the *NSYNC remake of More than a Feeling is MUCH better than the original.......

 

Wow...I really hope you're kidding...

 

No, i'm really not......

have you ever heard it?

it's a capella (5 part harmony)

amazing.....is all i have to say....just like their "o holy night" and "i thought she knew" and their beegees medley

 

Thank you GofA

 

I still think the best O Holy night was sung by Cartman

 

meh, you = wrong

 

Jazz = incorrect

There is nothing finer than a fat white boy singing a christmas song and being shocked by a cattle prod every so often.

EHH, SCREW YOU GUYS I'M GOING HOME.

 

Play nice children. Don't make me get the hose.


Heart breaker soul shaker
I've been told about you
steamroller midnight stroller
what they've been saying must be true

Red hot mama
velvet charmer
time's come to pay your dues

Now you're messin' with a
a son of a bitch
now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
now you're messin' with a
a son of a bitch
now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

Talkin' jivey poison ivy
you ain't gonna cling to me
man taker born faker
I ain't so blind i can't see

Red hot mama
velvet charmer
time's come to pay your dues

Now you're messin' with a
a son of a bitch
now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
now you're messin' with a
a son of a bitch
now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

Now you're messin' with a
a son of a bitch
now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
now you're messin' with a
a son of a bitch
now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

 

You've got me captured I'm under your spell
I guess I'll never learn
I have your picture yes I know it well
another page is turned
are you for real it's so hard to tell
from just a magazine
yeah you just smile and the picture sells
look what that does to me

I'll wait till your love comes down
I'm coming straight for your heart
no way you can stop me now
as fine as you are

I wrote a letter and told her these words
that meant a lot to me
I never sent it she wouldn't have heard
her eyes don't follow me
and while she watches I can never be free
such good photography

I'll wait till your love comes down
I'm coming straight for your heart
no way you can stop me now
as fine as you are

You can't imagine what your image means
the pages come alive
your magic greets everyone who reads
heart-break in overdrive
are you for real it's so hard to tell
from just a magazine
yeah you just smile and the picture sells
look what that does to me

I'll wait till your love comes down
I'm coming straight for your heart
no way you can stop me now
as fine as you are

I'll wait till your love comes down
I'm coming straight for your heart
no way you can stop me now
as fine as you are

 

Woke up in the morning
Put on my new plastic glove
Serve some reheated Salisbury steak
With a little slice of love
Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of
Just know that everything is doing just fine down here in
Lunch lady land

Well I wear this net on my head
Cause my red hair is falling out
I wear these brown orthopedic shoes
Cause I got a bad case of da gout
I know you want seconds on the corn dogs
But there?s no reason to shout
Everybody gets enough food down here in
Lunch lady land

Where yesterdays meatloaf is today?s Sloppy Joes
And my breath wreaks of tuna and there?s lots of black hairs coming out of my nose
In lunch lady land your dreams come true
Clouds made carrots and peas
Mountains built of Shepard?s pie
And rivers made of macaroni and cheese
Don?t forget to return your trays
And try to ignore my gum disease
No student can escape the magic of
Lunch lady land

Hoagies and grinders
Hoagies and grinders
Hoagies and grinders
Navy beans
Hoagies and grinders
Hoagies and grinders
Sloppy Joes

Dreamt one morning that I woke up to see
All the pepperoni pizza was a looking at me
It screamed why do you burn me and serve me up cold
I said I got the spatula just do what your told
Then the liver and the onions started joining the fight
And the chocolate pudding pushed me with all it?s might
Then the chop suey slapped me and it kicked me in the head
It?s called revenge lunch lady said the garlic bread
I said what did I do to make you all so mad
They said you got flabby arms and your breath is bad
Then the green beans said you better run and hide
But then my friend Sloppy Joe cam and joined my side
He said if it wasn?t for the lunch lady
The kids wouldn?t eat ya
You should be shaking her hand
And saying pleased to meet ya
She gives you a purpose and she gives you a goal
You should be kissing her feet and kissing her mole
Now all the angry food just leave me
And we all live together in a happy home
Thanks to
Sloppy Joe
Sloppy Joe
Sloppy Joe
Well me and Sloppy Joe got married
Got six kids and we?re doing just fine
Down in
Lunch Lady Laaaaaaoooouuuuuuuunnnnd

 

Ok, it's not a song, but READ AND ENJOY












Arthur
Old Woman

Dennis
Man

Arthur
Man sorry, what knight lives in that castle over there

Dennis
I?m thirty seven

Arthur
What?

Dennis
I?m thirty seven, I?m not old.

Arthur
Well I just can?t call you man

Dennis
You could say Dennis

Arthur
Well I didn?t know you were called Dennis

Dennis
Well you didn?t bother to find out did ya

Arthur
I did say sorry about the old woman but from behind you looked like

Dennis
What I object to is you automatically treating me like an inferior

Arthur
Well I am king

Dennis
King eh? Very nice, and how?d you get that then eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to our dated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society, if there?s ever gonna be any progress

Woman
DENNIS THERE?S SOME NICE FILTH DOWN HERE, oh, how?d you do.

Arthur
Howdy do good lady, I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who?s castle is that?

Woman
King of the who?

Arthur
The Britons

Woman
Who are the Britons?

Arthur
Well we are, we are all Britons, and I am your king

Woman
I didn?t know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective

Dennis
Your fooling yourself. We?re living in a dictator ship. A self perpetuating autocracy in which the working class?s

Woman
Oh there you go bringing class into it again

Dennis
Well that?s what it?s all about, if only people would listen

Arthur
Please, please good people I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?

Woman
No one lives there

Arthur
Then who is your lord?

Woman
We don?t have a lord

Arthur
What?

Dennis
I told you, we?re a narcosidiclus commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week

Arthur
Yes

Dennis
But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special by-weekly meeting

Arthur
Yes I see

Dennis
By a simple majority, in the case of pure internal affairs

Arthur
Be Quiet

Dennis
But by a two thirds majority in the case of more

Arthur
Be Quiet, I order you to be quiet

Woman
Order eh? Who does he think he is?

Arthur
I am your King

Woman
Well I didn?t vote for you

Arthur
You don?t vote for kings

Woman
Well then how?d you become king then?

Arthur
The lady of the lake, her arm clad in the finest shimmering saymite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water. Signifing by divine providence that I Arthur was to carry Excalibur. THAT IS WHY I?M YOUR KING.


Dennis
Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme Executive power derives from a mandate from the masses not from some farsical aquatic ceremony

Arthur
Be Quiet

Dennis
I mean you can?t expect to weild supreme executive power just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you.

Arthur
Shut Up!

Dennis
I mean if I went around saying I was an emperor, just cause some moistend bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they?d put me away

Arthur
Shut up, will you shut up.

Dennis
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system

Arthur
SHUT UP

Dennis
COME AND SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!!!! HELP HELP, I?M BEING REPRESSED.

Arthur
BLOODY PEASENT

Dennis
OH what a give away, did you hear that? Did you hear that eh? That?s what I?m on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it didn?t you

 

Then as it was, then again it will be
An' though the course may change sometimes
Rivers always reach the sea
Blind stars of fortune, each have several rays
On the wings of maybe, down in birds of prey
Kind of makes me feel sometimes, didn't have to grow
But as the eagle leaves the nest, it's got so far to go

Changes fill my time, baby, that's alright with me
In the midst I think of you, and how it used to be

Did you ever really need somebody, And really need 'em bad
Did you ever really want somebody, The best love you ever had
Do you ever remember me, baby, did it feel so good
'Cause it was just the first time, And you knew you would

Through the eyes an' I sparkle, Senses growing keen
Taste your love along the way, See your feathers preen
Kind of makes makes me feel sometimes, Didn't have to grow
We are eagles of one nest, The nest is in our soul

Vixen in my dreams, with great surprise to me
Never thought I'd see your face the way it used to be
Oh darlin', oh darlin'

I'm never gonna leave you. I never gonna leave
Holdin' on, ten years gone
Ten years gone, holdin' on, ten years gone