Movie quote-o-thon

Holy Rusted Metal Batman!

 

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I *do* that defines me." ~ Batman Begins

 

"Theres bad, theres bad, and then theres this!"- Sin City

 

"Excelsior? Why in God's name would you want that bucket of bolts?" ~ Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

The late James Doohan

 

"Ma, can we get some meatloaf! Where does she go???"


~ Wedding Crashers

 

Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Oh, I'll come, I love hospitals.
Joseph R. Cooper: No you don't, you like Taco Bell!
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: No, one time I was at this hospital, and I met this great chick.
Joseph R. Cooper: Dude, that was a hostel.

- BASEketball

 

Jen Yu: Who am I? I am... I am the Invincible Sword Goddess, armed with the incredible Green Destiny. Be you Li or Southern Crane, lower your head and ask for mercy. I am the desert dragon. I leave no trace. Today I fly over Eu-Mei. Tomorrow... I'll kick over Wudan Mountain!

- Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

 

Warrriors...come out and Plaaaaay-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in! - The Shining

 

"Do the chickens have large talons?" - Napolean Dynamite

 

LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!~Anchorman

 

"Como estas Biotches" Anchorman

 

"They've done studies you know....60% of the time...it works everytime"
~Another Anchorman.

 

"Dude, I know you're feeling jealous right now. Don't blame me because I have a sweet ass! I can't help it!" ~ BASEketball

 

"You have the A-in and the B-in"

-Primer

 

an we start with the part where Jayne gets beat up by a 90 pound girl? Because that's *never* getting old. - Hoban 'Wash' Washburn



Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: How many guns you planning on bringing, Jayne? You only got the two arms!
Jayne Cobb: I like to keep my options open
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Well, at least leave the grenades behind.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job.
Jayne Cobb: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: No grenades.
[Jayne groans]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: No grenades!
Zoë Warren: We gonna crash again?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Go talk to your husband. Is the mule prepped?
Zoë Warren: Good to go sir. Just loading her up. Are those grenades?
Jayne Cobb: Cap'n doesn't want them.
Zoë Warren: We're robbing the place, we're not occupying it.

 

"Its ok...I'm a leaf in the wind!"

 

"I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special." ~ Steel Magnolias

 

"What kind of a sick b**** takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?"

~ True Lies

 

"Hey Sammy. I'm a bad shot but this Samaritan takes Big Bullets."
~Hellboy

 

"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..." ~ Old School

 

"Been more'n a year since I had anything twixt my nethers didn't run on batteries!"~ Kaylee
"My GOD, do I not want to hear that!"~ Malcolm
"I could stand to hear a little more."~ Jayne

Serenity

 

A PLEDGE PINon your Uniform?!

 

Mal: It ain't all buttons and charts little Albatross. You know what the first rule of flyin' is? Well I suppose you do, since you already know what I'm about to say.

River Tam: I do, but I like to hear you say it.

Mal: Love. You can know all the math in the 'Verse, but take a boat in the air you don't love, she ain't keepin' up just as sure as the turning of worlds. Love keeps her up when she ought to fall down, tells ya she's hurtin' 'fore she keens, makes her home.

River: Storm's getting worse.

Mal: We'll pass through it soon enough.

 

"Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank?" ~ There's Something About Mary