[Official Man Trial Thread] The Law Stands.

ITT, we rule on man issues that are brought up and deemed worth review. Let's start off with:

Is it cool for a man to act sensitive when there are no females around?

The whole "sweet" persona is a controversial enough tool when used in the pursuit of females, but without that being the end goal in mind it is unacceptable.

The Punishment:
At the next convention, this bitchery will be judged and you will be sentenced to up to six years of wingman deprivation depending on the severity of the offense.

WHAT SAY YOU?

 

This is simple enough. The answer is no. You may not, under most circumstances, engage in anything that reveals your inner thoughts or feelings to other men when there are no women around. There are, however, exceptions to this rule.

List of exceptions:

1. Upon the death of close relative and then, only a single tear to fall down an otherwise impassive face.

2. If it?s your brother. This can be acceptable only if your brother is not a complete fartknocker.

3. After no fewer than the equivalent of six drinks. At this point, you may reveal how you feel about a woman in your life.

4. After no fewer than the equivalent of ten drinks. At this point, you may reveal how you feel about your closest relative, provided that the relative in question is not drinking with you.

5. After no fewer than the equivalent of fifteen drinks. At this point, you may reveal that you ?love? the people you are drinking with.

6. After no fewer than the equivalent of twenty drinks. At this point, you may reveal that you ?love? everyone.

Note: # of drinks varies depending on body-type and tolerance.

 

I agree with these suggested modifications to the rule.