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~Rogue 9~

*Leise rieselt der Schnee.*

*sings*
"I am dreaming of white X-Mas!"

 

-->Rogue 10<--

"WoW! It worked! Did you see the small gifts inbeween the snowflakes? Great special effects!"

*turns and looks out for targets*

 

~Rogue 9~

"We´ll make this Universe a better place one day, Jaina!"

"But for now: Let´s get this WEIRD- Leader! Go ahead, Jaina. I am right behind you and wait till my Lasers are repaired again!"

 

-->Rogue 10<--

*start heading towards Emperor's Hand*

"Watch out, EH! Crazy Germans coming in!"

*aims at EH*

"Locked! Transferring data to your R2, Yar!"

"Hannawald 1" -- GO! Schmitt 2--GO!"

"Your turn Yar!"

 

Rogue 4


Someone hit my surround sound stereo that was on an endless loop of all the Beatles songs and made it stop playing!! Whoever did this will pay!!!

*arms Yellow Submarine torpedo with a Blue Meanie on top and prepares to fire sushibeer lasers at whoever perpetrated this horrific act*

 

Weird, uhm, i mean WRAITH Leader

to those crazy germans

*breaks lock*
so to you. i'm not about to die yet!
*gets hit by snow*
damn!!!

*turns around facing the Germans*

FRUIT SALAD!

*hits them with a random assortment of fresh fruit*

 

A knight? *draws broadsword- jumps out of cockpit- defeats knight, gets back in* *strokes chin* (people think I'm thinking about something important when I do that, but I'm really just thinking, "Smooth.......")
Oh well, *fires broadswords at Anne* Hmmm...need a new victim..... *fires wombats at MJS*

 

Wraith 3

Hey! I was born in Germany! Although I can't speak german, when I hear it I understand it! (freaky huh? I mean I only lived there 2 years)

*Dives in to protect EH Screaming and firing sushibeer pihranas randomly*

Hey, wait, there's purple paint on my x-wing! I'm gonna have to clean it off.

*Hands R2-Refriderator a squeegie*

Get cleaning!

 

I'm not done with you yet,Red 11.* shoots more coke cans at Red 11*

 

Red 11 avoids coke cans, and they hit rogue leader and JGOC.Shots red,white and blue paint at Anne,TEH, and red9

 

Rogue 4

*Shoots sushibeer lasers and yellow submarine torpedo at random wraiths and reds*

 

~Rogue 9~

Hey i was born in Germany, too, JGoC!
Seriously: Where were you born? North/South/West... or maybe East?!

(Sorry for chatting, Commander )

*Yar´s R2 unit Blinker gets Jaina data*


*screams and yells as loud as he can: GO HANNI! DO IT AGAIN!

"This looks like another No1-jump of our german ski-jumpers!"

*lasers reloaded, but the flying fruit salad smashs against his front window*

"Better clean this off! Perhaps i should return to the next petrol station..."

*suddenly the jabba-missile returns and eats the old fruit*

"Ah! Nothing´s better than a clean front window. Now take this, WEIRD Leader!"

*fires old fish-heads*

 

Wraith 7
A bandy missile? ? Oh no! This calls for drastic measures *hits countermeasures- two krispy kreme donuts fly out aft of x-wing* Nothing can resist krispy kremes! *missile hits krispy kremes*
Yay! *shoots more broadswords at Anne*

 

Wierd/Wraith Leader

*mutters something about crazy germans*
alright, JGoC lets get them

*chases Yar and hits him with new amuniton, a mix of sushibeer AND fruit*

 

Wraith 3

A displaced crazy german

Hehe, I'm ready to get 'em EH. Pirahnahs, locked and loaded.

BTW I was born in Wiesbaden, in the South West I think?

 

Wraith/Wierd Lead

Let's go JGoC!

 

Wraith 3

Roger lead!

*Fires Yoko Ono missle at Yellow Submarine missle and it breaks up*

Yay! Now to take care of those pesky Rogues... *Aims at MJ and fires voly of Pihrannas at her. The entire school spread out and circles her, slowly getting closer, eventually they beging to eat her R2 unit.*

 

*loops around in circles cause the Rogues won't post*

 

Wraith 3

Indeed, they are behaving just like the imps did. They play for a while, then when things get tough the run away.

 

Wraith Lead
You were supposed to capture, not the destroy the submarine! i wanted it!

*captures remains of submarine*


and don't ally yourself with Yoko Ono!! no good will come from this

 

Wrait 3

Sorry lead, I just got carried away. That Yoko missle is powerful stuff! You should hear the sound track it plays over and over *shudders* It's like nails on a chalk board!

 

Red 6
What is this...a foodfight? whatever happened to the proton torpedo?Or is it too impossible even for a computer?

 

-->Rogue 10<--

*goes into a steep dive, pulls X-wing around and tries to get EmperorsHand into the computer*

"You dare to chase my wingman?!?!

*fires "Schill-torpedo"*

"Schill is called no-mercy-judge for a reason!"

*gets out the "Stoiber-guns"(the meanest weapon around!) and fires at EmperorsHand*