Something completely different -- FF Nordic Countries official Monty Python thread!

Eftersom det verkar finns en hel del Python fans här, tyckte jag de förtjänade en egen tråd...

So, without further due: Ni! and post away!

Damn, I don't know what language to write in. Oh, what the heck. Just post in swahili or whatever you like. I never wanted to be a JC poster in the first place. I... I wanted to be... ...a lumberjack!

 

Copied straight from my Bio:

BARBER:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!

[talking]
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My! And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!...

[singing]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

 

Kul idé Lynx.

En personlig favoritdialog:

-We are all individuals.
-Not me.

 

-Excuse me? Miss?!
-What do you mean miss?!?
-Oh, I'm sorry, I have a bit of a cold...

 

Right, who threw that stone?

 

- She did! She did! eh.. He did! He did!


Stop! Stop, will you?! Stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand?! Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say 'Jehovah'.

//Big mistake...



En annan favorit:

"Good morning. I'd like to buy an argument."

 

Could someone give me a push?

 

I will not buy this record, itis scratched.


-And what did these "fellows" do?
-Well, some of them brought out som cheese.....

 

Ja! The Mouse problem!!!

-Who's that?
-Oh, it's the farmers wife!

 

En annan goding (som jag tyvärr inte minns exakt):

Brukar man inte vara död när man ska donera organ?
Oroa dig inte för det. Ingen överlever våra donationer.

 

Today we will learn how to defend ourselves against an enemy with a banana!

 

HA! It's just a FLESH wound!

 

What is the airspeed velocity of an unburdend swallow?

 

Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam

 

"It's dead!"
"It's not dead. It's what we call a Norwegian Blue.
It's longing for the fjords."

"No, I'm not, you demented fictional character."

 

LOL!

- That is no silly walk. THIS is a silly walk!



....spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam....

 

What are you going to do? Bleed on me?

 

Come back here and take what's comin to you!!!
I'll bite youre legs of!!!

 

"Oh yeah? How much do you hate the Romans??"
"A lot!"
"Okay, you're in."

 

From now on I want you to call me....Loretta!

 

Angus Pottgorney... what DO you mean?