Scotland STAR WARS (in Glaswegian) line-by-line

I for one, thank you for re-instating this thread. It's been fun to read (not always easy to understand but great!)

 

Auntie Morag - aye, well tell old bawheid tae make sure they speak English. I didnae hae a clue whit the last wans were on aboot haulf the time.

Haulf the time, I didnae hae a clue whit yure on aboot, but the rest of the time I was mooin' like a bloody cow! This stuff is freakin' hilarious -- I feel like I'm watching "Trainspotting" again (and that's a grrrrreat ting)!

Well done, good show and all that sort of rot! Brilliant, lads/lassies!

 

Well, Trainspotting is obviously different as it's in Edinburg, but the Volcano *is* in Glasgow

-sj loves kevin spacey

 

not any more its not...

they knocked it down to build some luxury flats

on the plus side, my pal Andy Rebecca* got a job as the bouncer for the wine bar on the ground floor

(* a nickname acquired in his previous employment, when he worked in a big bread factory, thus 'Andy the baker = Andy ra baker = Andy Rebecca')

 

mr dd this is total dead mental man, whens the final episode gettin done??
Oh and may the fartz be with you?

 

by final episode, I take it ye mean 'Return of the Nedi' ?

I'll get round tae it once 'The Polis Strike Back' is complete.

then I'll disappear for 20 years and pop back up with 'The Phantom Mince'

 

UP!

 

I'm salvaging this because from time to time, it's author actually posts. And he'd be mighty upset if it was archived.

However, KEEP IT CLEAN!

 

Yoshee.... yir a gentleman

 

I've got as similar treatment of 'Empire' lying about somewhere too...