Indi, IN Tag!

Wow, that was unexpected...

 

No kidding! I was hoping we'd seen the last of him. oh well...


Grabs UKD by the hair, bends him over my knee & sticks a carrot 'where the sun don't shine'. There! are you going to be a good boy now, or do I have to get rough?

 

(rubs hair & walks funny) I get the distinct impression you don't like me ...



Turns on water hose to flood board & runs off to London.

 

Splashes around in the board looking for targets of opportunity...

 

i think this board drowned a long time ago

 

*blubb* *blubb blubb*

 

Turns off hose , dives to the bottom & pulls the plug for drainage. Seems to me we need more extreme measures ...

 

bout time somebody drained that water, someone kept peeing in it. *stares at EG*

 

Me thinks thou doust protest too much, or in other words, the smeller's the feller ...

 

ah too true, but did i say i smelled it?

 

(Pours green kool aid in the pool & points at Zuck)



He did it ! He did it !

 

*blames it on eg, gets away clean*

 

Changes pool filters & bans Zuck from pool for a week.






Sets up a paintball land mine system & sets it to fire upon UKDefender's arrival.

 

*builds his own pool that all the girls come to*

 

Hey Zuck... just because they wear dresses doesn't mean they're chicks!

You set up near the transvestite club dude

 

oh well, you only live once, right?

 

Isn't that E_G coming out of there in a...

Ohhhhhhhhh

*Covers Zucks eyes*

 

*is glad his eyes are covered*

 

Runs towards S_F & Zuck screaming 'GET DOWN!' as the Club explodes.



There! That should take care of THAT! Be more careful where you build from now on Zuck.


Slips live hamster into S_Fs swimsuit.

 

GavinKelly:
Why of course, Cubbie. I got all

[grins_evily] the time in the world!


[whips out his forearm (which grows large for emphasis cartoon-style). It's covered with crazily spinning watches, CHIMING cuckoo clocks
and sun dials.]


London, Paris, Rome, standard, substandard and no standards at all! And for our English friends
we have? Big Ben!

Emerald_Green: Big Ben?

[KA-BONG! GavinKelly tags Emerald_Green and completely obliterates the Big Ben clock. The other TF.N UK members jump back in shock as GavinKelly races around the corner.]

p.s.

I've got a bone to pick with you Mr... my monkey is soaking wet now

I probably shouldn't say anything here. My American Internet Ethics forbid me to do
so. Instead, I'll laugh my ass off.

 

Wow, wild party you have here...

*throws a herring at Emerald*

 

My what a nice smelling herring head you
have, Emerald!

[laughs]

 

*sniff*

Something fishy is going on here

Wet Monkeys... and no one invited me

 

The only thing fishy in America is the 9/11 Council.
God help us all if John Kerry is elected.

By the way, stormtrooper_fan. [UNPROVOKED KICK!] You're it.

[Runs like hell.]

 

OUCH!!!

*Looks at dent in leg armour*

Sheesh I'm in trouble again... so much for this stuff being blastproof