FF:VIC The 'Big V' Pub and Local. (brought to you by the bartenders from the Mandalore Dump.)

DarkJediTJ, put some bloody pants back on!!

Mr. Reign, we only let minors drink here if they prove their worth.

(brings the infamous "Death Shot" Beer up onto the bench, and grins)

If ya can skull that in one go, without spilling any, and stay standing for at least 5 seconds, I will sell you whatever ya want..

*watches in anticipation*

 

Whats this? can my eyes be deveiving me? no theyre not its another pub! HOORAY!!! Just give me an IV drip of VB will ya PoT

 

VB eh? Andy?

Well, I can't blame you for drinking Victorian Beer, but...oh well..

**sets up IV drip for the Diver Fish type guy**

 

well normally i wouldnt drink at all PoT but seein as this is a pub and getting into the spirit of victoria thaught id better have a VB

 

Can't argue with that logic.






Probably because I'm too drunk to argue any logic currently.

 

LOGIC??? why'd u bring that up? in here of all places!!!!! this is a pub!!! logic stops at the beer stained doormat, logic is too scared to venture any further

Slides to the floor in a stupor

 

Hmm... I can't find my pants! now where'd I put them.

*Looks up, at fan.*

Bugger... how the heck they get up there anyway?

 

Get your damn pants back on DarkJediTJ!

I mean it! Now! Or you are banned forever pal!


pours beer for all patrons with empty glasses.

 

Sorry...

*Jumps up to try and get pants from revoling Fan*

Almost got it...

*Catches it*

got it!

*Pants don't come down, DarkJediTJ is pulled up from the floor*

oh sheit...

*Pants rip, DarkJediTJ is thrown backwards out the window.*

(ten second later)

*DarkJediTJ walks through the door wearing new pants*

Lucky that Just jeans is over the road.

 

looks at the shot, picks it up and sculls it as fast as he can.

"Oh my god. I can't feel my legs.

Give me another one, this #### kicks ass!"

Looks around bar and believes that he is seeing a strange guy dueling with a roof fan.

 

Wow who could that be?

 

*Sigh*

All these silly little rules that they forget to tell you at the door....


Reluctantly puts her pants back on

 

Arh Tis True, I Can't see why Tis Codfish Rule should go on.

*Looks toward bar to see PoT Polishing his Shotgun*

or not...

 

How dare you do this, we have sunken past the top five. . Now can i have a lemon squash?

 

[darth sidious voice]PoT has sent me to enforce the rules of this establishment.

So boy, you want a lemon squash? (manical laughter) Here boy! have a lemon squash!

**crushes a lemon in DarkJediTJ's head, smearing it on the terrified youngsters face. Whistling up the Dark Side, the Hooded figure pins TJ to the roof**

Does anyone else disagree with PoT's rules regarding below waist attire?[/Darth Sidious voice]

 

OW! MY EYES! NO! ARE IT STINGS! WHY WHY? ARE IT... uh oh...

*Hears crack coming from roof*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*Falls ontop of Emperor_Yun_Yammka Squashing him*

Hey who'd geuss that he was just a cape?

*Screams and cures come from below the floor boards*

Huh?

*Picks up cloak from floow to find out that Emperor_Yun_Yammka had fallen through and his Cloak had been caught on the floor*

Who doesn't like pants now?

 

Pumps Shotgun and raises it toward DarkJediTJ.

"Hows about you stop picking on the Yuuzhan Vong God eh? The poor guy don't need your grief."

**Watching DJTJ carefully, PoT begins to skull another can of Boags and Sons.**

 

Not my fault that I fell!

*puts hands on head and then jumps down the crack in the floor*

Hey theres some-one else down he-

*Looks at Angery Emperor_Yun_Yammka then uses the force to push him through the hole in the floor, his cloak get caught on his shoulders and he is back to being totally dressed.*

Well that worked out for the... (Bang)

*all light is cut out from view of DJTJ's eyes* ...Best? Oh yeah they don't like the force do...? Who am i talking to?

*Banjo Appears*

(sung) I'm all alone theres no-one here beside me, My troubles have all gone but theres no-one here besides me (Sung)

 

and now for no reason i have found my theme song its an Aussie one so it up hold the tradition of us. It is played on the Banjo hehe...

*Relizes that no-one can here him down in the basement*

oh well here we go anyway.

Theres a Fello I've met in my travelles and of him in this song i will tell,
he annoyes everyone who comes near him... I'll coninue when i find the rest of the words. that may be some time. but still thats good Enough to describe me.

 

Do you guys do cocktails?

Looks at the Dark Jedi

Can I kill it?

 

Heh...I was at a cafe in South Yarra today which had some..."interesting" cocktails. Most of them probably aren't suitable to be said in here.

I'm sure we can rustle up something for you, Eighth_Cortex. What type of cocktail are you after?

 

*Hits what to him is the roof but to the people above is the floor*

HELLO! ANYONE UP THERE!

 

* Finally crawls back in after two weeks on the evil planet of Ho'meWerkk.*

*Decides to start drinking half the contents of the bar in no particular order*

 

DJTJ, I would ask what your doing, but I feel it may injure my sanity.

Cortex, we don't sell anything prefixed by the word 'Infidel' I'm afraid...canabalism can remain confined to the RPF hmm???

So how is everyone? Drunk as usual?

That's what I like to see!!

 

*Writes down a note on a peice of paper and puts into a shoot leading up to the bar*

the note reads: Dear PoT, Is there any back up to the bar My drunkeness is wearing down, and I am hoping that the gaint rat in your basement is just an illuision of my imagination