The cantina

huts.....hic hic......i have camped in a few....hic hic.....baaaarfffffffff

 

My shoes! My shoes!

Ok, its hangover food for you mister!

But don't let that stop the party!

Who wants a drink.

New members get the first drink for free.

 

I'mmmmmmmmmm sorrrwy hic hic hic. Did anyone catch the number of that truck?

 

You know, my decission on whether to include you on the Jedi Council could be swayed by the condition of the Cantina carpet!

Ohh look, its the pie man.

Who wants what with their pies?

 

I'llllsh have a hoopsnake burger and a dropbear shake pleasssshe

 

You will have nothing! Not until this mess is clear up young man!

Ohh, gone on then. Have a couple of shots of whiskey on the house.

 

Thanks!! slips and falls off the house..................

crunch!

 

gimmmeeeee!!!

 

*peeks in*

Hey look, a place I've never been to! Cool... can I have a burger?

 

Well hello there Enji. Haven't seen you for a while. How you been keeping?

Sure, one Welsh burger special coming up!

Its basically the same as a regualr burger, but its shaped like a rugby ball.

Would you like a drink with that?

 

Whoo, a rugby ball shaped burger!

And sure, I'll have a Coke.

I've been fine, a bit busy and stuff like that, but now weather's nice, I'm writing fanfic and everything is generally good.

 

Thats good to hear. I've not been up to much. Nearly walked out of my job on Monday. A woman (who's supposed to be my line manager) phoned me up and started giving me a load of abuse on the phone. We are talking full on foul language, insults and threats. It's fair to say that if a man had talked to me the way she had, I would have given him a smack .

So I got a meeting on Tuesday with the head bosses to put my version of the story across, as she has been going round telling people that my attitude stinks and I made her cry! She's the kind of person that crys when she hasn't got any brown sauce for ther chips! The fact that she said all this stuff to me doesn't really seem to matter to her, because she got emotional and started bawling.

I don't get paid enough to take that kind of crap, so i'm going to tell the bosses exactly what happened and let them sort it out. I see no reason why I should protect her as she is the one who went to the bosses in the first place.

Anyway, rant over.

Opps, sorry. We haven't got any coke. Will Pepsi do?

You coming over for the Signotopia thing Enji? It should be a laugh.

 

Argh, that doesn't sound like much fun... I hope everything will turn out well for you.

What is Signotopia? Some kind of convention or something else? Well, anyway I won't come, I'm broke and can't afford to travel anywhere...

Oh, and Pepsi will do fine.

 

*from a dark corner a shady charcter makes herself known*

It would be nice for people to go to this Signatopia...more the merrier...


bartender my glass is empty..i want something stronger.

 

Enji: Well, we'll see what happens on Tuesday. Signotopia is a convention that is being talked about quite a bit on the main FFUK forum. If you pop along, there are many links that you can click on to see the kind of attractions they have.

One thing i'm really looking forward to is the AOTC nightclub setup. They are setting up a copy of the club from AOTC at the event for us, so that should be a real blast.

Sakara: Something stronger???? Would Pepsi Max do you? If not, I have some Welshguy special preserve that is guaranteed to send you to the dark side.

 

ohhhhhhhhhh hic hic hic tow ladshies in the house. Lets me and Mr Welshie and yousss all go out on a double date hic hic hic

 

Heyyyy!

Now we're talking.

[/Joey] How you doin'? [\Joey]

Works every time!

Can I buy you ladies a drink, or beat up someone for you?

 

Hey all. Pass me a chip butty.

 

Here's your chip butty, here's your drink.

Enjoy!

By the way, all the women are property of the management, namely ME!

SO STAY CLEAR!

 

I have no need of women - I wear protective herbs!

 

that drink sounds about ok....trust me ive had something a Wookie once concocted,( it was only the force that kept me standing) i can handle anything.

*draws saber out*

Back off boys from the lady....we dont want any trouble now do we?....

 

Drivaar: If I were you, I would get rid of those herbs, or people could start to talk!

Sakara: I was of course speaking in a figurative sense.... Its just been so long since we had any female company in here that having two women show up has sent us all a bit do-lally!

 

hic hic Hey Sakara howssss aboutch a real man? Youss could buyyzz me a drinky poo and then I would be yours for the taking

 

Greetings from Foxboro, Massachusetts

 

*realises it would be to easy to take these out so withdraws saber*

ok, ok....i guess this place isnt used to my kind huh?...