Oceania The Geek Quote-A-Thon

As Lisa Simpson once said "It's one thing to be a link in a chain, it's another to start one of your own"

So this Quote-A-Thon is for anything geeky (general sci-fi, simpsons, monty python, x-files, startek, whatever!)

 

Every time I learn something new it pushes some old stuff out of my brain!

 

Hibbert: My prognosis -- or is it diagnosis? Whichever. You need to avoid stress. What kind of work do you do?

Comic Book Guy: I run a comic book store.

Hibbert: Oh, dear Lord! We call that profession, "the widow-maker." Or we would, if any of the proprietors were married. You should close down the store for a while.

Comic Book Guy: But I'd lose all my business to Frodo's of Shelbyville.

Hibbert: Then get a friend to run it for you. You do have friends, don't you?

Comic Book Guy: Well, the Superfriends.

Hibbert: You should get some friends who aren't printed on paper.

Comic Book Guy: What, you mean action figures?

 

Mr. Wizard, get me the hell out of here!

 

It's make like a tree and leave.

You sound like a damn fool when you say it the wrong way.

 

"I used to be in the Samaritans."
"I know. For one morning."
"I couldn't take any more."
"I don't blame you. You spoke to five people, and they all committed suicide. I wouldn't mind, but one was a wrong number! He only phoned up for the cricket scores!"
"Well, it's hardly my fault that everyone chose that morning to throw themselves off buildings! Made the papers, you know. 'Lemming Sunday', they called it."

 

"I've made this potion, right, that turns whoever drinks it into an axe-wielding homicidal maniac. It's basically a cure, for not being an axe-weilding homicidal maniac."

 

What's the matter Sanders, chicken?

 

"Cause I got knocked out forty times in a row. That, plus politics. You know, it's all politics."
"Lousy democrats."

 

You know, what you should do is post a quote, and someone has to guess it correctly before they can quote one of their own.

-or-

This isn't like TV only better. This is life. It's a piece of somebody's life. Pure and uncut, straight from the cerebral cortex.

 

"My cats breath smell like catfood"

I love ralph

 

Good Idea Otter

Your quote is from Strange Days


"You know, those SEALS, they're not telling us diddly, something is going on!")

"Hippy, you think everything's a conspiracy!"

"Everything is!!"

 

The Abyss.

Where's Spoon?

There is no spoon.

(Obviously it's not The Matrix. I couldn't think of a geekier one, someone would post before me if I took too long thinking about it.)

 

Dog Soilders (can we restrict it to movies that have been released in Australia?)


" My mommy always said there were no monsters, no real ones, but there are."

"Yes, there are."

"Why do grown-ups say that?"

"Because usually, it's true."

 

Aliens.

'I feel like a little worm on a big ****ing hook!' Boy, your mother must be proud.

 

the Crow

"Well I can't say I'm totally shocked, you'll bonk anything wont you?!

 

I'm learnding!

 

Ralph from the Simpsons said that.
You didn't answer my one.

see above thread

 

-luigi- : Rimmer said that in the Polymorph episode of Red Dwarf....


and for the next one....(i'll make it easy)

"Bite my shiny metal ass!!"

 

Bender, Futurama


"..in fact he was so upset, he shot himself"

"badly sir?"

"no, extremely well"

 

Whoops, sorry dude, missed that bit

 

Sounds like Blackadder, but I don't really know.

 

Monty Python actualy, it's from an episode of the Flying Circus (obscure I know).

"over the years, I've come to regard you as... people I met"

 

"Have we grown so old, and so inflexible, that we have outlived our own usefulness? Would that constitue a joke?"

- XXX?

 

Star Trek VI; Spock to Kirk.

"I was born three thousand seven hundred and eighty three years ago. In that time I've had three wives. The last was Shakiko, a Japanese princess. Her father, Masamune, made this for me...in seven hundred and ninety-three BC. When Shakiko died, I was shattered. I would save you that pain."