The Joneses Line By Line ***Now quoting The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull***

Spalko: Highest marks. Colonel Irina Spalko. Three times I have received the Order of Lenin. Also the hero of Socialist Labor. Why? Because I know things. And what I don't know, I find out. And what I'm looking for now...is in here. You're a hard man to read, Dr. Jones.

 

Russian Soldier: It?S ready, Comrade Colonel.

 

Spalko: This warehouse...where your government keeps its secrets, yes?

 

Indiana: I?ve never been here before in my life.

 

Spalko: Object we seek -- rectangular storage container. Dimensions -- two meters by one half a meter by 66 centimeters. Contents of box mummified remains. This is no doubt familiar to you?

 

Indiana: What makes you think I have any idea what you're talking about?

 

Spalko: Because ten years ago you were part of the team that examined it.

 

Indiana: Look, even if I...knew what you were talking about...

 

Spalko: YOU WILL. HELP US. FIND IT!

 

Indiana: I need a compass. You know, a compass, north, south, east?

 

Mac: West.

 

Indiana: No compass? I need your bullets.

 

Dovchenko: (In Russian) He wants my bullets.

 

Indiana: The contents of that box are highly magnetized. I need gunpowder. Do you want my help, or not?

 

Spalko: Don't toy with me Dr. Jones. What is the point of this?

 

Indiana: If it's still magnetic, the metal in the gunpowder should point the way.

 

Spalko: Zarim! (move)

 

Indy: In here.

 

Indiana: Give me some shotgun shells.

 

Dovechenko: (In Russian) No. Enough. I don't believe him. I don't trust him anymore.

 

Spalko: Give him the shells.

 

Indiana: Pliers.

 

Dovchenko: (In Russian) Everybody come over. Start your cars - move quickly!

 

Spalko: Open it.

 

Indiana: Drop the guns! Or Colonel Doctor Spalko is dead.