FF:VIC The Mandalore Dump!!!!!! with PoT and J.E.

Did you buy your magik wood from the man who sold jack his beanstalk beans?

 

No silly it's magic it appears when I'm happy and tries to take over my brain

 

oic

 

Wait what



laffo


I see what we did there

 

so...what did we do?

 

we invented internets hilarity

 

I tell a tale of adventure.

If you were to drop Dave Choppin Forster in a forest, and Ryan Brown (a famous woodchopper of the 30s...century unknown) as well, who would chop their way out first? Discuss with reference to Mao-Zedong THought?

 

Dave Choppin' Foster is fat like a capitalist cowboy running dog so will inevitably fail according to the dialectic but wait so was the Chairman he was fat wasn't he so maybe this is a post-modernist contention the brown guy would institute a five year plan of chopping that would see the wood cut, outsourced to a seperate mill to be ground, and then shipped as wood chips to start a bonfire in the capitol of the infidel west and there will be much rejoicing et al.


This essay was authorised by Julie Bishop, for the Federal Government Canberra

 

"Simon...is Christ"

 

Piggy's glasses, as the symbol of intellectualism - indeed of civilisation and reason itself - are crushed poignantly under the rampaging feet of the "new breed" children. Piggy himself, an abscriber to the tenants of such belief as much as he was dependant on those self same symbolic lens, earns an end as ignoble as it is striking: that within the heart of the animals lies the end of all reason, the collapse of civilisation, and the ultimate undoing of man, by man.

ERGO

JE, I'm excited.

Your thoughts?

 

*blows conch shell*

 

Nudge nudge wink wink say no more!

 

I...wait, what?

 

What'd I say?

 

I think the word "blow" was what got them dancin'

You know, boys on the internet, they're all about the connotations



*burns*

 

Ah, I thought that might be it. Sick little puppy
I'll just add it to the list of words you can't say in front of Mixo...you know, words from everyday English such as blow, stick, suck...quite annoying if you want to describe a windy day in the park...

 

*snort* I read this little snippit of conversation out to my house mates.

It broke them



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Thank you moderate spender!

 

..Reads Jedi_Knight88's post and faints........

 

REVIIIIIIVAL!

 

It begiiiiiiiins...

 

*sticks his head through the door, leaves quickly*

 

You should read back, Keef. It's educational! It's for the CHILDREN!


Come back J-E, come back PoT. Come back BATCHILD.

 

I read back, and all I can detect is oddly subtle sexual overtones...

 

There is a lot of man-love going on in here...

 

Oooooo aahhhhhhh
Oooooo ahhhhhhhh

Oooooo aahhhhhhh
Oooooo ahhhhhhhh

man loving
beer sharing
body baring

Oooooo ahhhhhhhh
Oooooo ahhhhhhhh

Oooooo aahhhhhhh
Oooooo ahhhhhhhh