The Pool Thread.

*watches*

I misplaced my burkini, so no swimming for me...

 

You mean that big pyjama looking thing...

Never seen one before you came here...

***Throws MsLanna full wardrobe containing a wide selection of different swimsuits to choose from...

 

It's supposed to cloak my whole figure I don't thin swimsuits do that.

 

Fromw what I have seen, you shouldn't need to cloack yu figure, but hey, it is up to you...

***Throws a old fashioned metal divers suits and old fashioned swimming costume...

[image=http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39988000/jpg/_39988266_diver_203.jpg]

[image=http://blog.craftzine.com/BathingCostume.jpg]

 

Hmm, guess I'll go with one of thsoe...
[image=http://www.bikepalast.com/images/product_images/popup_images/7807_0.jpg]

 

Okay then...

Though it looks more of a mans one...

 

I'm sure there's versions for women, too.
If not, it might fit a bit uncomfortably, but I can live with that.


Funny: I actually bought a bathing suit yesterday.

 

What, another burkini?

* gets into pool and splashes wetsuit clad MsLanna...

 

Nope, in rl I prefer normal swim suits.
Looks something like this, only not with the hot chick inside, but me.
[image=http://www.crissy24.de/images/product_images/info_images/280.381DT.JPG]


*splashes water at Dafty*

 

So we have to suffer the 'burkini', whilst Bulgaria gets to see you in all your glory...

It does look nice, and I am sure you look better then the bag if bones they have in that picture... You can practically see her spine from her front...

***swims round pool...

 

*dives to retrieve a lost earring*

Well, everybody knows there's creepy people on the internet just waiting to do nasty things to you. So I better take some precautions, right?

 

true...

Hope you enjoy your hols...

***Swims around in circles...

 

*floats around*

*gets sunburn*

 

Did you not put suncream on...

Here...

***Chucks suncream in MsLannas direction

 

*tries to catch sunscreen*

*sunscreen splashes through her fingers into water and dissolves*



Guess, I'll get myself a bottle of waterproof sunscreen now.

*get sunscreen*

*stars applying it*

Eh, I hate sunscreen. It is yukky.

 

me too, but it does stop you burning, and I burn quite easily...

 

Well, I wouldn't have thought it would happen. I mean, all that's sticking out of my swim suit are my head, hands and feet...

*applies sunscreen to ears*

 

How deep is this pool?

 

You might also want to know how dead the pool* is.




* for bad pun

 

The pool better not be dead.

 

Why not?
The house is pretty much dead most of the time. So why not the pool?

 

I was thinking dead like this:
[image=http://www.treehugger.com/green-swimming-pool.jpg]

 

Strange.
when I goole pics for 'dead pool' I get something completely different.

 

Eww green. The pool is 12ft deep to answer your question.

 

12 ft...

Looks down...

I can't touch the bottom.............

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

***Swims to side...