Rocky M, NC The Question Game

Stole this from J9's board(she stole it from someone else so there. )

Here are the rules:
1: Each person asks a question.
2: Each person answers a question.
3: You may only answer the question directly above you (ie. only the next person to post after my question can answer my question).
4: You may only post if you have an answer.
5: You may ask any question you like (as long as it's polite)

So - my question is: (in honor of all the others who stole this idea)

Who wrote the book of love?

 

Casanova

Why is lightening so bright?

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

It is so bright because of the energy that is needed for God to materailize his finger, and touch the Earth. An action that is less than effortless of God.

The first question's answer is Vatsyayana, I have copy or two of that book.

What is the meaning of Life?

Edit: Wow! My first edit!

FT

 

The meaning of life is to make death all the more special. (hopefully)

How high is up?

 

It depends on how big you write it.

Why are we here?

 

Because we like Star Wars.

How do you see the glass wall?

 

clearly.

how do tell when sigfriend and roy are having a lover's spat?

 

One of them gets a chunk bit out of him.

What is a misplaced wool producer?

FT

 

A lost lamb.


If a tree crashes in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make any noise?

 

Are you kidding, Jonny fell last week and he still hasnt shut up.

What does a clap with one hand sound like?

 

Like the tree falling in the woods when no one is around.


How low can you go?

 

Sounds like it's time for treatment..
(Whoa! I see Eddie-Wan beat me to the post - in reference to the clap thing...)

So, I'll answer Eddie-Wan's...

"joe low", that's how low...

How does a Wampa pick up chicks?

 

In a Corvette, silly.

How in the hell do microwave ovens work?

 

actually, I use a Camaro...

Microwaves work through ... do a google search - or go here: http://www.gallawa.com/microtech/how_work.html


What makes something humorous to some and not to others?

 

Perception

How in the hell does Google work

 

However it wants.


When will Joe get "lucky" again?

 

Impossible to see, the future is.... oh wait... "never"!
(@#&^@&^# @#(&(*&@*&@#*)

(Edit: But who knows after Nov. 21st??)

How long before our compasses are no good?

 

Compasses last forever, or untill the magnets loose their pull.
Edit: our moral compasses were never that good

why is there no such thing as C flat

 

Polar north is always moving, but eventually, poles will reverse... So I guess just use "south" as north in such case? (and as for moral compasses, mine used to be quite good... before sleep deprivation & life took its nasty toll - but me trying to do better, sometimes)
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No, but there's a C- (C minus)....

When is groping not "groping"?

 

When you break out a thesaurus.

How are you today Joe?

Edit: to Joe
No is not a good answer to why there is no C flat

 

There's no C flat because it ain't been squooshed yet...

How am I? Same as everyday: pissed & disturbed... & loving/hating it! (depends on whether my "Edward" personality takes over or not)

 

You didnt ask a question, Joe

 

I answered your "how are you today..." with a rhetorical "How am I doing?"

But if that's not good enough...

What's the hypotenuse of an elephant squared?

 

Elephants arent square.


What do you mean your "Edward" mode? My real name is Edward.

 

You've never met "Edward".... Joe good... Edward does bad stuff... I had a dream once (like 10th grade or so) that I was in this strange house, with a bunch of strange people, then I noticed those were all familiar people - people I hadn't thought of or seen since early childhood - but they were all dressed up in clothes like from the 1800s and so forth. Some were even dressed up as vampires - one man in particular. As I walked through the house to find a way out, everyone addressed me as "Edward". So I guess Edward is my dream name & can only be met when me asleep...

Some elephants are square... like, totally uncool, daddy-o...

How low before it's high?