The Soon2Be Ex-Woodford Apprentoids Social Thread

Hey up lads.

I am on the curry run, thats a definate. And am up for a night in the lanky, dont worry dave ill sign you in (freeloading student ********) Are we still on for snooker?

Axonaxoff is ******* me right off! FAGGOT!

I have a full BAE SYSTEMS toolbox you can have for 50 quid rodders! Youll have to remove it yourself from woodford but it is there if you want it.

I have been noting the success of Mark Hardy recently and have decided to start my JAR units after xmas. The only difference is i am going to STAY at woodford.

anyway take it easy. I have this morning and then I am off. apart from the overtime. 30 hours this month! plus xmas working.

 

Cheers Phil Won't be able to make snooker Wednesday night - too much coursework you know, but will sort it I have to complete kicking your @$$ - don't forget 8-5 to me in best of 35 game.

Phil sort out the Christmas bevy at the Lanky club because if you don't no-one will!!

 

what do you mean im ******* you off, do you mean youre jealous coz you cant have me!!!!

 

and i take offense to being called a faggot, i dont mind homosexual, puff, mince boy, botty stabber, turd burgler, up hill gardener or even arse bandit but i dont like faggot!!!! if i chose to have my back doors kicked in thats my choice and you should respect it. Rodders and wardle have accepted it, no they have embraced it why cant you Phil??

 

Some serious rumours could start here!

 

What do you mean could start??????????

 

Yeah, yeah we all know the Axon rumours - read the last 5 pages!! But the Rodders and Wardle rumours Axons talking about....


Kick his ass Rods!

 

Rodders had better not start bringing boys back too the house. Especially not the boy Wardle.

 

considering i dont talk to wardle there is no chance of me bringing him to the house...... mind you, your never there to know that!! I take it that you have read the email that thewl sent out about the cheque!!! might not last in their til feb now.....

secondly it isnt axon.... my sources reveal that it is infact mr cannon!! (if u go back the pages to when axon first came out u will notice mr cannon is posting very quickly afterwards also.... conincidence?? i think not) perhaps he is trying to tell us something through the voice of axon

 

Stop trying to hide the fact that youve been seeing wardle. How come youve not been home the last two night. Bet the boy wardle in ****ed!

 

David let me know about snooker. I have played every night this week and am determined to finish you off!!!!

I will sort a night out at the lanky next week. Also our xmas do is going to be quazar and a piss up. When we get it sorted.

See everyone on the curry run tomm night I hope.

 

Yeah sorry about that Phil, I'm a bit snowed in with coursework at the moment so Snookers will have to be on the back-burner, but I've got a month off for Christmas so I'll have to finish you off!!!

Sounds like the house of fun is full of vigor!! And speculation about Axon - and I believed it!!! Come on who wouldn't! Lets face it if it isn't Axon, when he see all this, he end in an institute

Anyway back to Integration.....

 

holidays leeroy

i will be back monday and tuesday night

 

which one of u ******** has signed me up to receive granny porn on my email address

 

Hey Rodders you **** wit, get your facts straight before you start spreading ****!

Your the one with gay tendancies as we all found out at Alton Towers

Wardle and Flows will confirm that it in fact is not me at all pretending to be Axon, so i'd have a word with your supposed sources (ie. the voices you here when no-one's there).

Oh yeah and stop pretending you dont want the granny porn.

 

all that we found out from alton towers was that your mates are full of **** who make things up...... a bit like yourself really

as for my sources they come from salmesbury and work along side u....

 

Now, now people, shut up! This is a Social Thread, it feels like I'm in a pub in Longsight Don't mention pubs in Longsight!!

Anyway the Derby tomorrow and what a heap of fun that will be! My idea is keep quiet and hope that nothing happens (i.e. the game!). Should the very unlikely happen, you will all know about it


May theforce.net be with me

 

well your sources make up **** also.

anyway rodders what have you got against me, why the aggression?

 

Chill Will, forget about it

Remember what Bob Marley said:

Just don't worry
Aboot a ting
Cause every little ting
Is gonna be alright!

*Looks around for the Political Correctness Guard!*

Anyway the Derby kicks off in just over an hour and I'm not looking forward to it!! Still I'm softened to it after all these years

And if we loose on the pitch, we'll kick your asses in the stands!!!

May theforce.net be with violence!

 

im flying into manchester tonight.

 

well done dog you have managed to break the 3 day silence on the force after we were all left in awe of daves comments...... congratulations on coming home!!!

......... bae is poo.........

 

Good afternoon all those of you still working in one of the highly professional baesystems sites, I am finally on my proper crimbo holidays. woo.


And by the way rods it ain't Will sending all the Axon stuff.

 

Finished early Dog?

well done dog you have managed to break the 3 day silence on the force after we were all left in awe of daves comments

Very true Rods, at least it shut you ladies up

Paddy, you better not waste those precious holidays doing jack ****!! Mind you I finish on Friday for a month so it can't be bad.

And may theforce.net be with you too

 

the key word in that post paddy is all!! i have been lead to believe flows and wardle are involved......

 

hi all, not been on for a while, vut then again it doesn't look like anyone else has!1

good curry on friday, arse was twitching all day saturday , suppose you gotta expect that though!!