The What If... Game

The rules are simple:

Pick a part/quote from the Saga and reform it to a "What If" scenario and add your own nuance to it.

I'll start

Ep. 4 during the Jawa trade scene.

What if...

Luke: "But uncle Owen, I was going to Toshi Station to pickup some power converters!"
Uncle Owen slaps Luke across the face and says "You live under my house, with MY rules! Now, go take these two to the garage and clean them up, before I grab the belt!"

 

Vader: No Disintegrations

Boba: can't tell me what to do bub

*Han dies*

the end

 

Obi-Wan: It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!

Anakin: Oh ok.

(Drifts off. Gets back in his ship and leaves)

 

Vader: "No, I am your father"

Luke: "Bull crap, I want a DNA test"

They go on Jabba Springer to find out he is NOT the father.

Vader sobs and cuts off Luke's arm.

 

Obi-Wan: do you know what this is? *gives him the dart*

Dex: haven't a clue, sorry.

 

LOL nice ^_^

 

Vader: The force is with you Luke Skywalker but you are not a Jedi yet.

Luke: Yeah I am.

Vader: Oh ok.

(Sheaths lightsaber. Walks off. Gets in his ship and goes on vacation.)

 

Axys: cheers


Obi-Wan: I don't seem to remember ever owning a droid

Luke: fair enough, well better get home, thanks for saving me

 

Palpatine: You will now be known as Darth....Vader.

Anakin: But I don't like that name.

Palpatine:

(Minutes later Windu is getting up from his fall)

Mace: Man that hurt. I better go into hiding now and-

(Anakin falls on Mace killing both of them instantly after an unimpressed Palpatine force-throws him out the window.)

 

Seems legit!

 

JarJar: Mesa called Jar Jar binks, mesa your humble servant

Qui-gon takes his light saber and slices Jar Jar in two.

Star Wars fans everywhere rejoice.

 

Luke: "What a piece of Junk"

Han: Okay kid, find your own ship. (Han and Chewie walks off)

 

Vader: "Join me and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son"

Luke: Okay father.

As a kid, I always wondered how a fully trained Sith Luke and Darth Vader would have fared against the Emperor.

 

Watto: We'll leta fate decide, huh? I just happen to have a chance cube here, huh. Blue, it's the boy. Red, uh... his mother.

Watto rolls the cube. It comes up red.

 

What if...

Leia and Luke weren't actually siblings... Would Han and Leia still get together?

 

Palpatine: You're no match for him. He's a Sith Lord.

Obi-Wan: You're right. Come on, Anakin, let's go.

 

Leia: I love you.

Han: Well I sure as **** don't.

(Gets frozen anyway while Leia doesn't bother saving him in ROTJ making it the shortest film in the saga.)

 

Palpatine: Kill him, kill him now.

Anakin: Nope

Dooku: Palpatine is Darth Sidious

(Anakin beheads Palpatine)

 

Anakin: "Are you an angel?"

Padame: "No you pubescent, small, annoying kid, I'm a Queen. Get your **** right, before I slap you!"

They never had kids

 

(Darth Maul appears)

Qui Gon: We'll handle this.

Obi Wan: Well I sure as hell am not.

Qui Gon: Yeah you're right. **** this guy.

(They leave)

Maul:

 

Qui-Gon: Anakin!! Drop!

Anakin: what did you- uggggghhh *splat*

 

LMAO

 

Luke: But they're gonna kill her!
Han: Better her than me!
Luke: Yeah, I guess you are right. Lets forget about it.

 

Qui-Gon: tell them to take off

Anakin: he said to take off

Ric ollie: kay.. *the ship leaves Tatooine, leaving Qui-Gon*

 

you're a fiesty little one, have him deactivated and destroyed immediately, i will find a more obedient one for the masters sail barge