Buff, NY Things you never thought you would hear yourself say...

"Honey, which comforter do you like better for our bed? The X-Wing or the Falcon?"

 

Perhaps she's from the future?

 

"Sure honey, I would be happy to glue Cad Bane's hand back on. Can you get me the Gorilla glue?"

 

Nah, I'd rather stay home than go out and drink with the boys...

 

"That's a pretty good Smash Mouth cover band.

...Oh wait. That's Smash Mouth."

 

Sure, I'll be a Cub Scout Leader.

 

AP US History is my favorite class

 

i wish I had a nail gun.

 

I just glued two of my fingers together with Gorilla Glue.

 

Because I said so.

 

You mean, I have to buy the Scout leader uniform?????????


(because I am a cub scout leader, you know...)

 

Haven't I told you two before, there is no dueling in the living room!

 

"Hey boys! Want to see the duel Mommy learned last nightl?"

 

Oh the irony of these two posts being back to back.

 

LMAO!!!!!!

 

"Boys!! Stop chasing those girls down the street with your nerf guns!"

 

"i cannot go out.. I have a karate class"

 

"Don't Shoot" (on Buffalo Sabres powerplay)

 

I have so many things I could say right now, none of them appropriate...

 

HEY!!!!

 

Does this shirt make me look fat?

When your son is 7 and he yells out in a very public place " Daddy, did you just fart?"

" if you leave it on the ground, the dog will chew the legs off of Luke"

" Dad, if people in the group bring up things about Star Wars, don't say anything?"

 

Not only was there 15000 witnesses, but now there is photographic evidence...

Leia has kissed a Wookie!!

 

"I really regret not taking that Kung Fu class at the dojo"

 

Let's run on the beach!

 

I sure wish my mannequin had hands so Boba could hold his gun.