Uncle Yoda Column

I gotta go, someone else take over.

 

Uncle Yoda,

Old as you are, I believe that you do not have sufficent wisdom to be giving advice to problems such as these. (Besides this is my area! So Bugger off!) Stick to the supermarket tabloids.

This was a message from the Force...

 

uncle yoda
I been stuck on this damn frosty planet with no one of my own kind . the only other thing's around here that are even hairy are taun tauns and wampa's , I'm starting to get really lonely and the taun tauns are starting to look cute .whats a wookie to do?


frozzenwookie@hoth.net

 

Uncle Yoda sez:

Make googly-eyes at a Wampa, and count your blessings!

 

Uncle Yoda,
Things have been looking up for me lately (it's a nice change). Just recently I was promoted. The extra pay is nice, but I have to work closer with my boss. He's an okay guy, but you NEVER want to get on his bad side. Should I keep the new job, or quit altogether and find employment elsewhere?

Cpt. Pelleon
donthurtme@pansy.com

 

run while you can before hee aaackckkkkkk cant finish chokinggggggggggg ahhhhhhhhh

 

dear uncle yoda

my friends and I over at the RMFF are trying to take down chicago in the posting's . we are a small bunch with a lot of heart and we realy want this . what can you suggest?

THE RMFF

 

Uncle Yoda sez:
Post like crazy war dogs! May the force be with you!