Oceania When I become the Evil Overlord....

Well, I prefer them raw...

 

eat the monkey
eat the monkey



*looks at Gecko, and does a runner, screaming*

don't hurt me....!

 

Hey, this could prove interesting ...

*lashes AT to a spinning wheel, and proceeds to throw knives at him as the wheel spins, whilst she is blindfolded*

One potato *thwck-thwck-thwck-swish* two potato *thwck-thwck-thwck-swish* three potato *thwck-thwck-thwck-swish* FOUR! *thwck-thwck-thwck-SPLICK*

Oops ... oh, well, try again.

One potato ...

 

Whoa Gecko..... blindfolds, lashing, knives...... it's all to exiciting!!

Stop it possum!

 

i hope you didnt just call gecko a possum cause if you did she's gonna be mightly insulted

 

HEY! I'm the one who gets to inflict the pain around here. and not the pleasureable kind.

Um, then again, well, lets just say it's up to my discretion

 

well done

 

You like monkeys well done?

 

POSSUM?!?!

WHO'S A-CALLIN' ME POSSUM?!?!?!

 

I think this is about to get really ugly,
Know what Gecko? I'm gonna let you have this one

 

So who are we beating up now?

 

AT!
HE CALLED ME POSSUM!
GET HIM!

*immediately uptakes an assortment of sharp objects and leads the stampede after AT*

 

sharp objects....... TERRORIST!

 

*Glances cautiously at the assorted chaos, mayhem and possum-calling and decides to shoot the travel agent*

I said I wanted a holiday on the wild-side not the dark... ah damn

 

Gecko isnt a terrist shes not mean enough me on the other hand....

 

Hmm, an evil dark side terrorist bar tender, sounds like some of the places I used to hang out in....

 

Heh, of course I'm incapable of terrorism ... whatever gave you that idea? With my only ever job credentials as a Weapons & Armour technician, and a Dad who does pyrotechnics for a living, of course I'm incapable of terrorism ...

Now to find that diesel fuel and nitrate ... I'm sure I left it around here somewhere ...

 

*decides to risk it and see if it's safer to come back, looks at Gecko's last post, sneaks away and hides in a dark hole*

*rocking back and forth*
make the bad man stop, make the bad man stop

 

Um, no, I choose to continue...

 

He didn't say anything about us girls....

 

*unscrews the lid of a large bottle of kero, and hurls it down the hole after A-T, followed by a flaming torch*

 

Wimpers

and hopes that when Sith Magician becomes the evil overlord he will ban all flammable objects.

 

You don't know me too well then do you AT?
I love fire....

 

Fire burns...
Fire pretty...
fire.. Good...

 

yes it's good for roasting small furry animals like ewoks