FF:QLD Work Virus Warning

It ain't easy being a muppet you know!

 

I never said it was.

 

I'm sensing an identity crisis here, one minute he's an Ewok the next he's a Muppet?

 

I was getting confused aswell.

 

THEY'RE THE SAME BLOODY THING!!!!

 

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Um Yes I would like make an appointment for a Mr Ewok, yes that's right he's Australian. As soon as possible please. OK thank you, bye.

 

Hey I've been to that clinic. Nice place, lot's of pictures of frogs on the walls.

 

I KILL YOU! I KILL YOU ALL!

 

Heh heh, Nice Ewok. Who want's a cracker? <gulp>

 

I so wish I could ban you sometimes Mr Ewok, that would just be soooo funny

I sentance you to a 12 week ban for flaming and being an Ewok.

 

What is your sudden obsession with banning?

 

It gets you out of our hair, and brings balance to the force.

 

So you say, but I heard different.

 

<sniff>

I know when I'm not wanted

 

You do, how did you come that conclusion?

 

He's a smart Ewok after all

 

So it seems.

 

I'll go now.

<Shuffles away with head hanging down>

 

That's not a bad trick, how does he do that?

 

Natural Talent, with his head down you'd hardly notice he was there.

 

I never notice whne he's around when his head is up, so I don't mind.

 

That so, I'll have to tell him. He'll be so pleased.

 

Then my work is done.

 

What work? What are you up to?

 

Uh, nothing. I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it......