JCC [wtf] What the **** will Valyn spend his money on next?

I'm making fun of "bicorne," and it's hilarious when I'm hopped on too many melatonin pills.

 

Now I get it. Good job.

 

eleventy two. A delorian.

 

I lol'd. You should be on melatonin more often.


-sj loves kevin spacey

 

2. Shooting script of Steel Sharks signed by Billy Dee Williams and drooled on by Gary Busey.

 

37. A boss couch from RentaCenter with LED lighting under it and massage function.

 

@@. 2 years worth of toll road fees. Oh, wait.

 

72. More money.

 

*. A decommissioned Space Shuttle.

 

. Sharks with laser beams attached to their freakin' heads.


Laker games cancelled (so far) due to the current NBA lockout: 8

 

69. Real Doll for his wife so they can have wild threesomes.

 

Monster truck

 

Breast implants for his neighbor's dog.

 

I actually just bought a Ghostbusters costume for our upcoming Halloween party and am considering the purchase of a proton pack replica.

 

Ghostbusters? Pft, that's so 1980's. Why not an actual Darth Vader suit of armor with working running lights, vocoder, respirator and working lightsaber?

 

Ivory back scratcher.

 

A VHS/Betamax/Blue Ray/Laserdic player so he'll have all possibilities covered.

I've actually not kept up with the whole history of Valyn's expenditures thing. I just remember the wedding thread and now he's buying a car, what is it that's got everyone so riled up?

 

Because, to wit, he and his gf are only servers, who rack in at the most, what, $3,000 a month tops between the both of them (less soon with her going on maternity leave)? They have a new cars and want to buy another one, new house with who knows what kind of monthly mortgage payment, new baby, and in all likelihood tons of bills. He says he has a realtor job on the side, but with this economy and current market, he can't possibly be selling so many properties in central Florida.

But he seems to take it all in stride, so he's either exceptionally lucky, runs drugs on the side or he's found the secret to succesful money management with limited income that eludes so many of us.

 

He will fund an Indie Film project for the hell of it.

 

Bankruptcy filing fee.

 

A sphynx cat

 

I think this one is up there with the bone dagger.

 

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A Ford GT. The problem with it is that it is and always will be a Ford.

 

A few rounds of beers at Redlight Redlight for WookatMe.