Ye Olde Muleface

Arrrgghh, this be the Tavern where we come to drink and talk about our booties!

Then after enough drinkin' we shake our booties, arrrgghh! Down with the landlubbers!

 

Poor me a big cold glass of your best brew, yarrr! Then maybe I'll feel like showing off my booty...

 

Arrrgh!

Ye olde Dutch friend has robbed that ol' yeller epic!

A bottle of rum fer all! Yo-ho!

 

//quaffs tankard of rum


Aye. I been hearing stories about that dastardly epic. They say he fights like a coward and has the manners of a beggar. Yarrrr.

 

Blimey! 'Tis true.

So, how arrrrr you, Kerryn?

 

I've heard that there really is no epic, and that it's just a name passed down from generation to generation... kind of like that Dread Pirate Roberts... yarrrr!

 

Yo ho, yo ho, the pirate life
The flag o' skull and bones
A merry hour, a hempen rope,
And hey for Davy Jones!

Let's splice the mainbrace, wha'ever that means!

 

I be well, young pirate Casper. I plundered the house and found this!

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Yarrrr, I be buying for all you pirates tonight...

 

Blimey, me lassie! We be in Heaven!

 

Arrr, we won't let that epic get us down!


Up with pirate rule!

 

Yar! I am returned from a day of long labor! That's quite a booty you've got there me lass

 

Bilge! Keep yer dirty eyepatches on yer ale!

 

I'll keep me eyepatch where it be, on the dead eye that I was handed by that infernal swordfish!

 

When can we be talkin' normal again?
Ye _jOBO

 

Yarrr, not till the sun goes down. A while longer yet, me hearty.

 

Clean the poop deck, Bo!

Or taste cold steel!

 

Aye, and be what time zone's sun whichwe must be waitin' fer the blasted sun to be down?
Ye _jOBO

 

*looks through treasure chest*

Yaaarrr! My eyes be burnin'! Throw it back, throw it back!

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A-har har har har!

Har....


..t of the Ocean.

 

*cleans poop deck* Aye, what be ye thinkin' I should watch tonight? I be need'n a movie to settle me... self. If you be suggestin' one I be havin' in my collection, I be usin' it, aye!
Ye _jOBO

 

Arrrrr... good one Casper me mate.

What be in your movie collection, Tombo, yarrr?

 

Aye! "Cutthroat Island" or "Titanic", if ye like keelhauling!

 

Aye, stereotypical...ly as this may be soundin' I'm not big a fan of thee Titanic. Though, strikatly be speakin' we, it is in me ol' collection.
Ye _jOBO

 

Bo, I think you best be watching Captain Ron!

 

Eh, I not be havin' that in me collection. Ar, someone just be thikin' I was a mod! Fancy me thar!
_jOBO