Yoda, Obi-Wan, and Anakin as ghost forms in ROTJ...

What would they say to each other when they meet, especially with Anakin. They seem to have plenty to talk about.

 

Anakin's ghost jumped off a high tree on Endor, catching a flying-by X-Wing
Anakin: "Yippiee"
Ben: "I still hate it when he does that"
Yoda: "Hmmmm" *strokes his chin*

 

TwiLekJedi

I agree.

 

Obi-Wan: So what?s been up? How did that whole evil thing work out for you?

Anakin: Life was pretty good till my son came along and ruined it all.

Obi-Wan: Know what you mean, you were like a son to me and you killed me.

Anakin: Oh yeah, my bad. Sorry about that.

Obi-Wan: No problem, so what else has been happening?

Yoda: Quiet now, you two should be. Listing to music at party I am.

Obi-Wan/Anakin: Sorry Master Yoda.

 

Anakin: "Look! My whole body is here, even though half of me was machine when I died. That's so wizard!"

Ben: *Rolls eyes* "You know why Qui-Gon isn't here with us right now? 'Cause he knows that I'd be slapping him silly. This is all his fault. Now we have to put up with you for eternity.

Yoda: "Unfortunate, this is."

 

personally i think it would go...

obi_wan: wazzzzzap

anakin: wazzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaappppp

yoda: waaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzapppppppp

 

Obi-Wan: Anakin it is so good to see you among us once agian

Anakin: Thanks Obi-Wan.

they both smile as they embrace
Yoda: Balance you have brought to the Force. For this you have earned your Jedi Master title you have.

I dont know that was just my guess.
I like your ideas.

 

Anakin: "Where's Padmé?"

 

Anakin: "Where's Padmé?"

Yoda: "Like you she does no more. Think sorry loser you are she does now."

Anakin: "Whaaa???"

Ben: "He said that she doesn't like you anymore and she thinks you're a sorry loser."

Anakin: *scratches head* "So, does she still dig me?"

::Yoda and Ben try to knock themselves out, but to no avail::

 

Anakin: So...what do we do now?

Obi-Wan: I don't know.

Both: Master Yoda?

Yoda: Go get drunk, we do!

Obi and Anakin: SWEEEEEEEET!!!!



The Cleric 007

*has spent too much time in university residence*

 

Obi-wan: Its good to have you back my old friend.

Anakin: Its good to be back master.

Yoda: Watch your son we must. To much of you he has. Yes.

 

Obi-Wan: Welcome back to the Light, Anakin. Sorry about the whole "throwing-you-into-the-molten-lava" episode....

Anakin: It's OK. I'm sorry about the whole "cutting-you-in-half-and-stomping-on-your-robes" thing...

Yoda: And sorry you BOTH should be for leaving me on a slimy swamp planet to train a whiny brat in the ways of the Force...

Anakin & Obi-Wan: We're sorry, Yoda...

(All three engage in group hug...)

 

Anakin: "So, I take it we're invisible to most people?"

Obi-Wan: "What's your point?"

Anakin grins.

Anakin: "I hear the Rebels have great ladies changing rooms"

Yoda smiles.

Yoda: "Judge me by size, they will".