Buff, NY You Know You're a Star Wars Nerd When...

You know you?re a star wars nerd when,
your buying the best star wars treasures you ever found,
and then you realize it?s only a dream.

I hate working in my dreams when I could be doing something more creative,
like flying a robotic dragon and fighting an evil army of dancing unicorns.

 

You take a 57 page .pdf to the copy place to be printed and when the girl asks, "What the heck is this?" you answer, "Oh, that's just the templates to build my jetpack."

 

Try really really hard to convince every kid who comes through the Book Fair I run at the kid's school to buy a Star Wars book or poster.

AND get really excited when they do!

AND get REALLY, REALLY excited about the Fall 2011 Book Fair having a space theme! Can you say.. North Ridge Event!!

 

You get really excited when you realize your son's baseball coach e-sig on his email is a quote from Yoda !

 

You watch ET and wonder if his screams are the same as some you hear when a Gamorrean is trying to get back through the gate in Jabbas palace

 

are they?
I like all the cross references between Spielberg and Lucas.

You Know You're a Star Wars Nerd When,
When your stockpile of miniature plastic guns is big enough to start your own imaginary rebellion.

 

your kid's Easter basket is filled with Star Wars toys and books...

 

Your picture is in the local paper reporting a Star Wars event.

 

And you bring said paper to your new job to show off!

 

When you consult your electronic Yoda figure for life's decisions using YES or NO questions.

 

When you spend an extrordinary amount of money on a new TV, Blue Ray player, sound bar, and cables to prepare for the Blue Ray Release of the SAGA....

 

Giddy-up You know when you are a true Star Wars fan when you love it sooo much it's passed on to those you know.They can see your passion.They feel the love

It's funny...i don't read the newspaper...but my aunt,my mom,and two of my clients brought in the articles in for me. They were so excited to see us and to read the write up!!! They're Star Wars fans now!! Yep Yep,spreading the word!!!

 

You get very excited about the SW pens in the dollar bin at Target. They have quotes that change when you click for the ink!

 

You see a little boy walking in the store while reading a Star Wars book, and start jabbering about the Bisons game coming up in June.

 

When you get so pumped up from watching season finally of clone wars and don't care its St Paddy's day, don't want to think about or go to work or school and just want to work on costume after costume and get ready for bisons game and hope for traveling show from ballpark to ballpark/city to city......can someone say hello Mega millions lol

 

...When you're so excited about getting our 'old' boards back, and already wanting to run up the post numbers.

 

When you're friends with Mark Hamill's sons.....

 

you make custom star wars armor

 

You are randomly either humming the music or quoting the movies to YOURSELF.

 

Spent a rainy afternoon getting beat at Star Wars Monopoly, while listening to the Star Wars Saga soundtracks

 

When you have Star Wars collector cards/card backs - of yourself.

 

When people at work Google your name and a picture of you in costume comes up on MTV.com

 

When you ask for a dueling lightsaber for your birthday...

 

Hey I resemble that last one.

 

When your teacher is forced to award you points after you disprove him on a Star Wars fact.