A Valentine to Star Wars....

Dear Star Wars,

I'd hate to think that if my husband and I both hadn't been big SW nuts we never would have taken the time to connect like we did and consequentially fallen in love, then created a beautiful family together, but.... I really can't see it otherwise. You're the best Star Wars! Thank you for existing.

Love,
Shannon

 

and if you're alone the star wars porn parody was released today so there's that.

 

lol, it was? Fitting day to release it, I suppose.

 

I thought Wednesdays were new release days at the adult video store?
Aw, what am I thinking... everyday is release day at the adult video store....

 

I'm so proud of what this thread turned into....

 

Almost makes me wish I was into porn.

 

Almost makes me wish I were into Star Wars.

 

maybe this parody will find a happy middle ground for people who aren't into either!

 

dear robocops,

i doubt i would still be alive if it were not for your heroic and selfless efforts to keep the city streets safe. i have personally been saved by four robocops over the years - two silver colored ones, a gold one, and a bronze one. in each instance, the robocop involved was a paragon of righteousness and professionalism. i have a husband and two daughters at home and they mean everything in the world to me. i couldn't bear to live without them. but thanks to the fine work of the robocops, i can rest easy knowing that they are well protected from the dregs of society and the forces of social chaos. you're the best, robocops! thank you for existing.

love,
duende

 

No, random pron star, point it at Ed-209.....