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just one if it's reversible.

Anyone want to buy some sweaters?

 

No, but I have some of Hubby's sweatshirts I will sell ya!

Why do they make short sleeve sweaters?

 

so you can sweat on a warm day too

Why are sweaters so itchy?

 

Because they are made of wool.

Do sheep complain about the itchiness of wool?

 

no cuz its their hair

do sheep feel cold without their wool?

 

of course!

If leather is cow hide and should not get wet, why can cows stand in the rain?

 

They use umbrellas!

Have you ever seen a cow with an umbrella?

 

only in Seattle

Why is Seattle so rainy?

 

Because it is cloudy there.

Why is it so cold here in Buffalo?

 

Because it has to be cold somewhere.

Isn't it colder than this in Minnesota?

 

Oh Yaw donchaknow.

How cold does it have to be for people to close the schools around here?

 

Think Hoth. That's a clue.

Wonder why I love my remote start on my car?

 

Guess that was a no-brainer.

How can I get better gas mileage while my car is idling in the driveway to warm up?

 

Paint it green.

Why is green an ugly color?

 

I am sure Yoda would disagree.

Who said green was ugly?

 

That's what I would like to know!

How long will this thaw last before it snows again?

 

Longer than we deserve, but sooner than we need.

Can I make my hair grow faster?

 

Sure. Eat your Wheaties!

Does anybody actually eat them anymore?

 

Only Champions

Do losing teams eat their Wheaties?

 

If they didn't they'd lose WORSE.

How does one prep for a competitive eating contest?

 

Hang out with the Black Widow and watch.

Why does that thought scare me?

 

Not a fan of gore I suppose.

Will I ever get over this cold?

 

Finally over it but the kid is sick AGAIN!!!!

Will the sickness ever end!!???

 

Of course not! Not to be out done, the little one broke his arm today!

If I bought some Calgon, would it really take me away??????

 

Maybe but it might be worth trying...

Any ideas where it will take me?