Cloud City Cantina [Version 12.0]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

So. . . the weather and stuff . . .

 

I HAVE THE POWAH! UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

The rain in Spain and the Ukraine falls mainly on the plain.....

 

*force choke!*

 

you guys are hopeless

 

*poofs into throne*

Did we just establish that?

 

And violent.

And we argue with ourselves. And try to name the Vegetables' personalities.

 

Fixed.

I think we're saying the same thing, though.

 

my precious...

 

*shrugs*

There was nothing that needed fixing.

*tosses thesevegetables a shiny ring*

 

How bout a vegan food bar fight with rubber walls then?

 

vitamins

 

Tosses TheseVegetables a

Spoiler: rick trigger?

volcano of Doom.

 

*pulls a block of tofu from a secret compartment in the throne*

*tosses it to Frank*

*presses a button and tarps drop down and cover the walls*

 

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I'll provide the spark:

The Hobbit movies are gonna suck bad like the Thrawn trilogy!

 

*prepares this in vitamix blender*
*uncovers running blender*

 

*presses another button and clear plastic curtains surround the throne*
Have fun.

 

This is the view from the throne:

 

"That's it! Outta my Cantina!"

*Delete! Delete!*

*Exterminate! Exterminate!*

*Die, Frank, Die!*

 

*Sends barrage of unripe lettuce at Frank*

 

you know it's true

The Hobbits are gonna be three times as bloated and boring as the LOTR films. Maybe PJ gets em closer to the novels this time but still ...

and

Thrawn never lived up to his rep. Zahn was a crappy SW writer and Jedi Academy was better.