Atlantic famous movie quotes thread... which is your favorite?

this thread is designed to give your favorite movie quotes... and to discuss what you think is the most famous quote out there...

 

LUKE... (breathe... breathe... breathe) I AM YOUR FATHER....

possibly the most famous... and one of the most widely spoofed

 

what's a nubian? best line ever.

 

The quote is "No... I am your father." He doesn't say Luke.

YubYub and TG- Protecting fangirls from hormonally gifted fanboys since 2002

 

Yeah, I know. Why do people always think it's "Luke, I am your father." Because he never says that!

 

Because they want to get geeks like us worked up about it?

 

"Tell me kid, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

 

"Don't threaten me with a dead fish"

 

Ok, not one quote but a series of quotes!

Stacy: "Happy Anniversary, Wayne!"

Wayne: "Stacy, we broke up three months ago."

Stacy: "But that doesn't mean we can't still go out."

Wayne: "Well, yes it does actually. That's what breaking up is."

Stacy: "Well, are you gonna go to the Gasworks tonight?"

Wayne: "No."

Stacy: "Don't you want to open your present?"

Wayne: "If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset."

Stacy: "Open it."

Wayne: "What is it?"

Stacy: "A gunrack!"

Wayne: "A gunrack? A gunrack. Shuuuuhhh! Right! I don't own a gun let alone enough guns that would nessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gunrack?!?"

Stacy: "You don't like it? Fine. You know, Wayne, if you're not careful you're going to lose me."

Wayne: "I lost you three months ago. Are you mental, we broke up!"

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I typed that all out just from my memory.

 

Oh!Oh!Oh! I got another one!

"I was found by a Belgian man and his 15-year-old love slave with webbed feet. They raised me to be...evil. You know, that old chestnut."

 

"What is this a center for ants!? It needs to be at least...3x as big. How are the children supposed to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?" - Derek Zoolander


Zoolander Love Interest - "In 8th grade I became bulimic."
Derek Zoolander - " You can read minds!?"

 

THE MOVIEGOING PUBLIC: ZOOLANDER SUCKS DONKEY ASS!

 

Metatron: Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. And no one's even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey.
Bethany: New ]ersey.
Metatron: Sure. Go to New Jersey and visit a small church on a very important day. Agreed?
Bethany: That doesn't sound like a crusade.
Metatron: Aside from the fine print, that's it.
Bethany: What's the fine print?
Metatron: [mumbling into glass]
Stopacoupleofangelsfromenteringandthusnegatingallexistence. Damn, this is good tequila.
Bethany: Wait, wait, wait. Repeat that.
Metatron: "Damn, this is good tequila"?
Bethany: The first part.
Metatron: Details. Stop a couple of angels from entering and thus negating all existence. God, I hate when people need it spelled out for them.

 

I don't remember the 'Damn, this is good tequila'

 

"We are the Knights Who Say... NI!"

YubYub and TG- Protecting fangirls from hormonally gifted fanboys since 2002

 

Otto: You know what Nietzsche said about animals? They're God's second blunder.

Ken: Wwwwwwwwwell, yyyyyyou tttttell him from me tthhhhthththhththththhththththhthththththhththt ...

 

this isn't a movie, but it's from a book that's good enough.
A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that the balances are correct. This every sister of the Bene Gesserit knows. To begin your study of the life of Muad'Dib, then, take care that you first place him in his time: born in the 57th year of the Padishah Emperor, Shaddam IV. And take the most special care that you locate Muad'Dib in his place: the planet Arrakis. Do not be deceived by the fact that he was born on Caladan and lived his first fifteen years there. Arrakis, the planet known as Dune, is forever his place

 

"That'll do Donkey. That'll do."

YubYub and TG- Protecting fangirls from hormonally gifted fanboys since 2002

 

austin: you know dr. evil i used to think you were crazy

dr. evil: i know

austin: but now i can see your(e) nuts

(appologises for the mis quote of the first post)

i just wanted frickin sharks with frickin laserbeans attatched to their frickin heads... is that too much to ask, i mean come on, throw me a frickin bone (done by memory, may be mis quoted)