Atlantic Fire Blasting Snowballs!

I have a pile of snowballs, aimed at anyone who comes in here. If you do come in, you will be barraged.

 

Hmmm. Well, we don't have any snowballs here it's to warm.

 

/Barraged

//Hit with ice and snowballs

Ahar! I'm thus far victorious.

You'll have to find another weapon!

 

thud, thud, splat

You've just been hit.

There's the closest thing, all the apples that never got picked off the trees.

What a stench!

 

//Wipes Apple Slime from his Bright Green Tunic and chain-mail pantaloons.

Well, this is it! You people have begun hudgeoning my country. If you swear fealty to my patronage, we can absorb your people!

 

*Launches piles of dung at Ton_G*
We've got plenty up here. Especially the way that my dogs go :$

 

*Launches second barrage of dung.*

Yes my dogs leave plenty of that too.

As you can see reinforcements have arrived.

You are out numbered, surrender before it's to late!

 

//Dunged

Well I never-!

//Prepares for a radical vengeance

Are you prepared for....

//Takes out snowblower

The extreme power of an artificial blizzard?

//Blizzards the dung lobbing foes

 

Blizzard, artificial or not you can not harm us.

We are protected by the great lakes.

Like the force they suround us, creating a ring of warm air to keep out the cold of winter.

That's why Toronto shuts down and calls in the army reserves if they get an inch of snow.

 

The snow here is no longer snow...more like rock-hard ice. Would you like it if I threw some ice at you?

 

Ah!

DB!

Reinforcements!

//Invites DB to the WAR ROOM, where Ton_G and his rogue pygmy elephants are planning their deadliest attack.

 

I was going to post that fact! I have a huge bruise on my knee to prove that.

 

Well then obviously we have an effective weapon.

 

*puts on hockey helmet*


*piles up some ice/snowballs*


This could get nasty.

 

No no, we're on the same side! The fellow from the Western Lakes Region is our enemy.

 

We should all be on the same side. This whole country gets snow. I hate snow.

 

We could dump it in California. We should send an ambassador. Any volunteers?

 

*pops up from hiding place behind textbooks*

Yes! California is the enemy!

You started this, Ton, you should be the rep.

 

Well... I'll distract them. You can then sneak in the back door and dump it. Then, by the time we've done the deal, they'll have no choice but to accept. This might provoke retaliation. Hmm... we'll have to communicate via pm.

 

WWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*Tammy flies in from out of nowhere and barrages everyone with the powder balls...hey, it's the best that can be gotten from the leftover snow in Southern Maine!*

 

Tammy, we could use you as an ally? Will you join the cause of the Free Atlantic Imperium?

 

What do we need to send an ambassador for? Let's just sneak down there in the middle of the night and dump it on them.

 

A proper distraction.

 

Ah, good news! Halifax and Pictou County got more snow last night. I'm beginning to build up anger towards the snowless Americans.

 

We also got dusted with it in NB. But the good news is that it's covered the ice and now we can walk outside.