FF:VIC "For the good of Huggard" or "How we're failing stuff" - The SWOTVAC procrastination thread 2003

Damn you


(oooh... we procrastinated 100)

 

And we'll no doubt procrastinate some more.

Exam friday and just realised I know nothing, does anyone know the difference between pathos and ethos? Damn media subjects...

Damn damn damn am too young to die

 

Oh my, Did Charles BSG Kensignton Palace?

 

Turns out he may of been caught on camera BSGing Camila Parker Bowles!!

How horrid!

 

RP I'm concerned, I still haven't started seriously studying (apart from half-an-hour yesterday at a mate's place) and it's not long now till the exam starts. I know I need to get 30% to pass, but still, it's a little foreboding...please, some encouraging words here would be hot.

 

Well JE... look at it this way. By simply sitting the exam, you're gauranteed at least 50% on it. All you need to do is produce some sort of essay which is legible and contains relevant information to the topic... it's too easy.

 

My method of "study? pah!" is still serving me well.

3 down, one to go...

 

yep. thems incoraging words from the vicff.

 

Ah the joy of legal studies - the subject where you can do no work all year and still get top marks for everything.

 

I am done with exams. This calls for some celebration. *Breakdances*

 

Don't worry Jet-Eye, after four years of ahem..."studying" for exams, the best way I've found to do it is to read the majority of the class notes and make sure you're calm on the day...

or you know, I've heard that cramming three hours before the exam while drinking jolt cola so the info's fresh in your head works well too...


And speaking of finished and clear... what's the ritual for everyone else once exams and the like are over?

 

Generally a few milks followed by a summer of drinking and debauchery... Or at least that's what FBS, PoT and I have planned.

 

Never studied for an exam...never had to.

Read the text book once, comitted it to memory, sat the exam....simple.

Did I mention I have a photographic memory?

 

Did I mention I have a photographic memory?


Photographic memory... and you need to ask ?

 

Jolt Cola eh Pulsar? I'll account next time..

Brutus emerges from the ashes!


What a dead-set exam that was, but hell,it was legible, it was relevant (to an extent) and it was at times rather extremist, enough to put a great big capital 'P' on my results paper . Thank christ that one's over, but **** it, I have another two left. Malouf.

 

Did I mention I have a photographic memory?


Photographic memory... and you need to ask?





had history today. hrm. not so good. we'll see.

 

Yeah, easy exam... Huggard smiled. Only 1500 words left to write and I'm free for the year!

 

Only one more to go for mine; Epidemiology, which is as fun as it sounds.

The only thing working against me is about a 10% attendance for tutes and lectures in this subject all year. Could come back to haunt me.

Oh well, see you all this weekend lads and sundry lasses. (This means you TJ)

 

we have a written CISCO exam on Monday!

 

10 bucks if you BSG the exam paper then walk out.

 

i BLOODY DARE any member of the VicFF to go into an exam, rip up the exam paper, throw it into the air, yell repeatedly: "It's snowing! IT'S SNOWING!".
then as soon as the last ripped shread has hit the ground, calmly walk up to the examiner and ask in hushed tones as to whether you could have another paper because you lost yours.

I've been wanting to do that all year.

 

I actually BSG school most days and no ones knows its me

 

go into an exam, rip up the exam paper, throw it into the air, yell repeatedly: "It's snowing! IT'S SNOWING!".
then as soon as the last ripped shread has hit the ground, calmly walk up to the examiner and ask in hushed tones as to whether you could have another paper because you lost yours

Hey, wait, thats my normal exam proceedure...

 

I attend the exam with confidence that i am prepared

 

I'm starting serious study at quarter to one, after my method of "pretend you'll do okay" fell down at the end of a practice exam.

Heil Huggard.