Char, NC Funny comments made during AOTC by Charlotte FanForce members

Feel free to add your own from whatever showings you've been to. I'll start. I'll give the line from the movie or the action taking place, then the FanForce member's name and what he/she said.

Obi-Wan: "And you will learn your place, young one."
anakin_girl and CartoonCheryl pretend to Force-choke Obi-Wan.


Anakin jumps onto Padme's bed, lightsaber ignited.
anakin_girl: "What a nice way to wake up."


Anakin jumps onto Zam Wessell's speeder.
anakin_girl: "That speeder's having all the fun."


Palpatine: "I love democracy..."
JediDad: "As long as I'm running it."


*image of Palpatine appears on screen*
RidingMyCaroselOnYou: "Die, you son of a bitch."


Jar-Jar: "Mesa propose that wesa give emergency powers to the Supreme Chancellor."
anakin_girl: "And thus the Republic is brought down by a Gungan."
RidingMyCaroselOnYou: "I still love him though."


*image of Anakin overlooking Tusken camp*
RidingMyCaroselOnYou: "Time to open a can of whoopass."


Anakin: "I can't breathe."
Kessel Runner: "That's because you don't have your mask on."

*note: Kessel does not live in Charlotte, but we like him so as city rep, I bestow on him honorary membership.*


C3PO: "I am programmed to understand human behavior."
JediDad: "And he's programmed to save your ass."

Feel free to add on...I know that isn't all of them...

 

God, I wish I could remember that joke that Clay and myself shared at my second viewing with him.. it was so friggin hilarious..

And who can forget the time I threw my coke at Palpatine at the end of the movie? Or was that with y'all..?

 

You threw your Coke at Palpy? ROTFLMAO! I'm sorry I missed that.

I'll throw this one in for your benefit, James:

*image of Anakin appears on screen*
*anakin_girl opens mouth wide enough to catch flies*
RidingMyCaroselOnYou: "Alright, quit drooling."

(And who says I can't rag on myself? )

 

There's nothing wrong with drooling over a nice young talented man

 

Jeanne, I see you and I are on the same page.

Anakin is riding the speeder bike through the desert.
JediDad: I want that bike.
anakin_girl: I want the rider.

 

lol

oh yeah we are on the same level here

And believe me I was happy for weeks after meeting Hayden, now I just need to find a man like that and I'll be happy

 

[Luke-ish whine] I wanna meet him! [/end Luke-ish whine]

Did you get an autograph, BTW? I know you got pictures because I saw those--great ones. [face=jealous]

 

no

I didn't expect to meet him so I did not have any pen or paper. I had a camera because it was for a fan force meetup....me and my friend kinda dumped the guys and ran across the road to meet Hayden. Hey a girl's got priorities in life!

 

Wow, what luck--meeting him when you weren't even expecting to!

And yeah, I'd say Hayden is worth leaving a few guys on the side of the road for a few minutes.

(Note to Separatists: This is what will happen if Hayden is ever across the street from us--unless I faint and you have to revive me. )

 

lol

No chance of fainting but he definatly does get your heart pumping a bit

 

Actually Tracy, I believe it went more like:
Anakin sleeping, in agony over nightmare
anakin_girl: (drooling profusely) Mmm, Mmm, MMM!!!
JediDad: Okay, okay

 

Of course then there is my typical reaction during the "fireside chat".

Padme starts to protest Anakin's proposal
JediDad: Right...She doesn't want a relationship...that's why she wore such a conservative, non-revealing outfit, in front of a roaring fire in a dark room.

Editorial opinion here: If you're going to turn down Hayden, at least make some attempt not to dress in the hottest, most revealing, tight, leather, outfit you have. He's just not going to get the hint.

 

Eric--ROTFL! And alright, I'll concede.

 

Right...She doesn't want a relationship...that's why she wore such a conservative, non-revealing outfit, in front of a roaring fire in a dark room.
-- That's a classic. I remember that.

 

So you were awake for some of it?

 

So you were awake for some of it?

It's a simple fact of biology. Any male that is not awake during that scene needs medical attention.

 

Don't feel bad James. Remember last week? I fell asleep before the Luke/Vader duel in ESB and didn't wake up until Vader jumped out at Luke in the gantry corridor!

"The force is with you young Skywalker..."

"Impressive... most impressive."

All that good stuff... I totally missed it!

I really hate to admit this... I WAS really tired...

 

Bah!

I'll still think they're something wrong if you fall asleep during a movie. (Don't worry I am not only teasing you my best friend used to fall asleep during movies too he doens't now coz everytime he does I poke him awake )

 

Here lately I've had a hard time staying awake for most any movie, if I am tired or if I've had a Corona or two.

I missed most of Resident Evil because of this. Sucks, huh?

 

Same just I am not sleeping during movies. My problem is I am on summer holidays and have absolutly nothing to do so I've just been playing with images for our fan force web page. Except about 2/3pm in the afternoon I am falling asleep

Gotta stop doing this I had to be at work at 8am today and it almost killed me, what am I going to be like next month when I go back to school? [face_shocked]

Hey as for Resident Evil, you didn't miss much

 

Yeah... I love the RE games, but the movie really bit the big one, IMHO.

Staying awake seems to get harder and harder. Must be the old age, right?

........

Or maybe just all of the hard drugs and liquor.

 

I know I like the games and was dissapointed by the film

lol Well I have been going out partying more....especially next weekend.....no one expect me online!

 

Woo-hoo!

Sounds like fun...

...but my life is just one huge party all the time!

 

Well it my 21st next weekend

I wish I could do that but I don't have the time, and I certainly don't have the money

 

To get back to the topic of the thread...

Me and a friend went to AotC today, had a hell of a lot of fun making fun of it.

Every time Anakin and Padmé were together, we'd have him say 'Now let's make out!'

'I killed them all...not just the men, but the women...and the children! Now let's make out!'