Char, NC Funny comments made during AOTC by Charlotte FanForce members

..or do more

 

Nah, Lucas will keep it at PG or at worst PG-13. You'll have to leave that to your depraved little minds.

 

I think he already does

 

*covers Jean's mouth with my hand*
Don't listen to her

 

[face_shocked]

meany!

 

Tracy, whatever I said that you thought was funny, add it

 

Done, James.

Anakin: "Where are you going?"
Obi-Wan: "For a drink."
RidingMyCaroselOnYou: "Bring me one! I want one!"

Obi-Wan: "You don't want to sell me death sticks."
Elian: "I don't want to sell you death sticks."
Obi-Wan: "You want to go home and rethink your life."
Elian: "I want to go home and..."
RidingMyCaroselOnYou: "...get some more."

And to add...

Anakin: "It's overkill, Master. Protection is a job for local security, not Jedi."
ole_okey_doke: "You whiny punk kid."
*anakin_girl Force-chokes ole_okey_doke*

 

Here's one from TPM, guys--I had almost forgotten about this one.

Anakin: "Are you an angel?"
Some random guy in the audience: "Now, that has to be the lamest successful pick-up line I've ever heard because you know he gets laid!"

Here's another one from AOTC--didn't happen during a FanForce gathering, but still funny:

*Yoda jumps Dooku*
Random guy next to anakin_girl: "Go, go, Kermit, go!"

 

"Go, go, Kermit, go!"

LMAO I think that has to be the best one

 

Oh I just love this!!!

I'm an honorary member in Sacramento and Charlotte...and now that the Panther's aren't in my NFC West anymore I can finally root for your team

GO NINERS, KINGS, and PANTHERS!!!

 

If that wasn't an off-topic post then I don't know what was!



Oh no, he's coming back! With a ban button! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

 

Hard for me to be on-topic about a screening I didn't get to sit in on. Although I have heard many VERY funny comments made during AOTC, especially during the last showing at the World Famous Chinese Theater...

 

Well share 'em with us, Kessel!

 

Darnit...I knew you were going to say that...

Let me work on remembering some of them...there were a few doozies...I think I'll probably have to consult with my better half for the details.

 

Oh, and please don't bother cheering for the Panthers.

WE don't even cheer for them.

 

Well, I know how much a_g's man likes 'em, so I want to pull for them, but not expect much, how does that sound to you?

 

EagleI: Some of us are still loyal. (Like my sexy Italian. ) And hey, we were doing pretty well last Saturday until the fourth quarter. Beats the hell out of last year, when we didn't even know what a football looked like.

Anyway, I've got hopes for this year--although I'm like Kessel, and my hopes are just that--hopes, not expectations.

*waves at Kessel* Welcome to our little grits-and-country-ham-filled corner of the universe.

Hey, Separatists, I say we make a goal: buy our honorary members, Kessel Runner and LadyVader81, plane tickets here, and treat them to real Southern cooking. *licks lips* I don't think they know what they've been missing.

 

Some of us are still loyal.

Sorry, Tracy, I ment to put a ' ' next to my post.

 

Buy plane tickets..?
Sure... but where will they be staying?

 

[face_shocked]

I am sure we'll find a place, as long as it's not an airport. Believe me no fun I've had to sleep in an airport before

 

I've got room at my place-

couches o'plenty!

As long as you don't mind sleeping amongst the body parts and zombie clothes...

 

I'm sure I could put up with that

 

Well my in-laws would love to get me out there...Charlotte is what? about a 5 hour drive from Blacksburg VA?

 

Something along those lines. Depending on traffic, 4-6 hours. VA beach is about 5 hours from here....

 

I love the ocean but hitting the beach would be unlikely with all the family up in the Blue Ridge Mtns.

My life so sucks right now any break is good...even dreaming about one.