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JCC help me rewrite "sweet child of mine" as though axl were singing about his newborn son

Discussion in 'Community' started by duende, Feb 25, 2012.

  1. duende

    duende Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    i got a son and his name is steve
    he nurses from his mother's mammaries
    and i know that milk is as fresh as the store-bought kind
    now and then when i see his face
    he takes me away to that special place
    and if i stare too long he always freaks out and cries

    oh, oh, oh
    sweet child of mine!
    oh, oh, oh, oh
    sweet son of mine!



    alright, take it away!
     
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  2. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    Was he able to lose the weight gain from pregnancy?
    [image=http://www.metalinjection.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Faxl.jpeg]
     
  3. ApolloSmileGirl

    ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Knight star 8

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    um, a whole lot of "Oh. oh, oh's?


    can't really alter that :p
     
  4. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    Wasn't this a Monica song?
     
  5. duende

    duende Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    i think monica wrote a song about her anus but i could be mistaken. called "my world of pain" or something to that effect.
     
  6. DT421

    DT421 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Here's a pic of the little bugger for some lyrical inspiration.

    [image=http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/95000/Baby-Axl-Rose--95211.jpg]
     
  7. darthtenbiscuits

    darthtenbiscuits Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    It doesn't matter what you do to the lyrics, the only good thing about any Guns N' Roses song will always be Izzy and Slash's guitar playing. :p
     
  8. duende

    duende Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    yeah but in this version, izzy is playing a little baby guitar with a baby amp and slash is playing a tiny xylophone.
     
  9. tom

    tom Chosen One star 8

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    he's got poop that is strange and yellow
    it's like a diaper full of jello
    and once when i changed him he peed right in my eye
    he's like a little helpless bag of gas
    who just lays on his back and farts and laughs
    needless to say i think i'm starting to like this guy

    oh, oh, oh
    sweet child of mine!
    oh, oh, oh, oh
    sweet son of mine!
     
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  10. duende

    duende Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    aaand tom knocks it out of the park (as expected)! anyone else want to step up?
     
  11. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

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    I would but I'm typing-illiterate.
     
  12. duende

    duende Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    i think you should pray to the lord for guidance and then give it a shot.
     
  13. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    song lyrics thread plz close and ban the op thx in adv
     
  14. duende

    duende Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    i just realized there's only two verses in this song and then it goes into the "where do we go now?" part so i guess at that point he would sing "where did he go now?" like maybe he was alone with his son and he shot up some quality heron and nodded off and when he came to his son wasn't in the crib so he's freaking out frantically searching everywhere for him.
     
  15. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    duende when did you become discount-bin vin?
     
  16. duende

    duende Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    hmm, i dunno rogueton. why don't you look into that and get back to me once you've found something out?
     
  17. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    ill ask jp to do some diggin

    you're welcome for the temp board username, btw

    "discount-bin vin" it rhymes and everything
     
  18. duende

    duende Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    neato! you are a pretty clever guy, rogueton.
     
  19. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    you too i like rogueton, its like reggaeton which is p cool
     
  20. Whitey

    Whitey Jedi Master star 6

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    No, but hers is far better.