Hey guys c'mon!! I'm bored over here!!!

my ex had given it to me, which was quite funny 'cause I was the calm one and she was the stressed one. So I used to read it to her.

 

Sounds like Andrea and I OAC... she was so high strung at times she was almost in orbit. Short fuse? There was nothing to light before ignition!

Still, I forgave her for all that because she was never angry at ME for anything

 

I am SO about to go postal!

Rush hour traffic....downtown parking....15th floor when the elevators only work half the fricking time!

I can't do this for much longer.

 

This probably sounds like a daft question Beth, but do you have to drive to work, or are there alternatives?

And yes, I know America's public transport system is spartan compared to here say...

 

Don't you dare take away my car!!!!

I love my car.

 

Is that the love between a man and a woman...or the love between a man and a fine cigar?

 

The kind of love a woman has for a machine that could mow an annoying man over like he's a blade of grass.

 

You sound like you drive a 4X4 off roader

 

//starts singing Canyonaro...canyonaro..

 

LOL!!

 

No but one day I'll stop buying cars based on how practical they are and buy a Jeep.

 

What do you drive at the moment?

A Pinto?

 

Mercury Mystique

or as you might call it

a classier version of the Ford Mondeo.

 

A saloon?

 

Sure

whatever

 

...and I always saw you in something smaller

 

Yeah, I know. A clown car.

Very funny. Ha ha.

 

'?'

That wasn't meant to be insulting

 

I know. I'm just punchy. Not enjoying this job at all.

 

LOL poor Arun - he can't win even when he is trying to be nice

 

I'm sure he's had some luck with someone at some point.....

 

..but not with the person who counts

 

you to are like kids, all this bickering its blatent you both wanna get it on

 

...she'd eat me alive!!!!

 

Ewwwww! Even cooked I bet you'd still taste like crap.