So CO Humperdink Thread

"Do you hear that highness? Those are the shrieking eels. They always get lounder just before they attack."

"She doesn't get eaten at this time."

"What?"

"I'm telling you she doesn't get eaten, you seemed nervous."

"I'm not nervous, I'm concerned."

"Maybe I should stop now."

"NO! I mean, you could go on, if you want to."

"okay, where was I...."



Humperdink

 

I have something I must confess... I am not left-handed! Aha!

Humperdink

 

.... I am not left handed either!

Humperdink!

might not be exact quote.

 

So I put down my sword and you put down your rock and we try to kill each other the way God intended?

I could kill you right now.

Frankly, you seem to have a slight advantage.

It's not my fault I'm the biggest and strongest, I don't even exercise.


Humperdink!

 

Inconceivable!





Humperdink

 

i completely forgot about that HUMPERDINK!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Your Grandpa is coming to visit you.

He'll pinch my cheeks. I HATE when he does that.

Maybe he won't pinch your cheeks this time.

(From the beginning, which I don't pay as much attention to usually. )

HUMPERDINK!

 

3 weeks without a post? LOL.

 

You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.


HUMPERDINK

 

have fun storming the castle!!!!
think it'll work?
not a chance.
HUMPERDINK!!!!


p.s i can't believe this thread is still living! i love it! HUMPERDINK!

 

INCONCEIVABLE!!!

 

didn't you forget something?

 

humperdink ?

 

No, he said "To Blave" which everyone knows means "to bluff." You were probably playing cards and he was cheating.

(Man, I totally forget the end of that quote. Time to watch it again. )


Humperdink!

 

You're right, there's nothing better than True love, unless it's a nice MLT, Mutton, Lettuce and Tomato, when the tomato is all jucy and the lettuce is so crisp, and the Mutton is so nice and tender...Mmmm, nothing like it.

HUMPERDINK!

 

It's hard reading this thread and posting an unused great quote.

So I'll just go with...



<h2>HUMPERDINK!</h2>

 

anybody want a peanut?

Humperdink! Humperdink! Humperdink!

 

let me preceed that by

"No more rhymes now, I mean it!"



Humperdink

 

im afraid he does not whimper


hum... hum...humperdink.

 

It's pretty close to a whimper. more like a supressed whimper.


To the death then!

No, To the Pain!

I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that.


HUMPERDINK

 

...as soon as Prince Humperdink is tied up in the chair...Wesley leans into the bed post with exhaustion...

Humperdink! Scene description! Humperdink!

 

HA! he was bluffing! I knew he was (sword to the neck) bluffing!

Humperdink line to follow scene description Humperdink]

 

Buttercup is walking down the raised platform above the crowd who are cheering except for one old hag...

Humperdink!

 

(I think you are doing this on purpose to test me )

Bow to the Queen of Filth, Bow to the Queen of Garbage! Bow down to her!

(and I'll stop there. )

Humperdink

 

Buttercup is pulled out of the water by her clothing...

Humperdink!