Info On Controlling The Masses...(for you Sid)

Recent discovery...


Kids (and adults too) will do amost anything for a sticker or a handstamp that says..."Good Job." LOL

NOW I know how Sid got control over Anakin. Kenobi was stingy with the stickers and handstamps..while Sid handed them out freely...

Sidious: "Kill them...all of them"

Vader: "It is done."

Sidious: "Gooooood. Now here is your sticker."

*Ani proudly wears sticker on his robes that says, "I Did Good Work Today!"

 

Gorram it, don' tell everyone, I don' have that many stickers!

 

No wonder I've been slipping to the Dark Side lately.

Master..where's my bloody sticker?!?!

 

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*Puts a GOOD JOB! sticker on Hawkie's hand (along with an A+ handstamp.*

There...now go be a good Padawan and go to recess!

 

*lines up for a sticker with a big you-know-what eating grin*

I been good!

*holds out hand imperiously for sticker*

- Kai

 

*grabs sticker and puts it on Kai's hand...*


I'VE BEEN VERY GOOD TODAY!

 

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

*runs off to recess*

 

Ahhhh, they're so cute at that age...

 

Until we grow up and go all evil on you and start killing Younglings. Then we're not so cute, right?

 

Yeah, that's when Sid gets to hand out the I DID GOOD WORK TODAY! stickers.!

 

Ooh! I have a new reason to join the Empire.
At last night's event, Palpatine got a Moon pie.
"Join the Dark Side, get a moon pie and a sticker!"

 

Screw the sticker! Where's my moon pie???

 

That's no moon pie, that's a...

Nevermind