"It's Not My Fault!" The Star Wars Original Trilogy Favorite Quotes/Misquotes Thread

List your favorite quotes/misquotes here!

The following line is said more than four times in the Star Wars OT.

"It's not my fault!"

My favorite misquote from the Star Wars Spank Pages.

"Your a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. Spank her away!"

 

My favorite has to be han's whole lets hurry up and franticly make an excuse to the guy on the other end of the comlink!

Han- " Ah, every thing's fine down here. We had a slight weapon's malfunction but We're okay. How are you?"

or something like that.

my fav misquote is the quote i just typed and got all wrong

 

Ah!

"No, no, we're...we're all fine here...now. Everything's fine. How are you?"

"Who is this? What's your operating number?"

*Han blasts comlink*

"Boring conversation anyway. Luke, we're gonna have company!"

 

I think Yoda's random babblings are the best!

 

Yes, Han lines are the best. As for this thread "I have a bad feeling about this."

Seriously, favorite line from ESB:

"Not entirely stable?!!? I'm so glad your here to tell us these things! Chewie take the professor back and plug him into the hyperdrive."

I've used that line occasionally at work as a bit of Non Sequitor type humor and usually get a combination of weird looks and laughter at the same time as a result.

 

Han - No time to discuss this in committee.

Leia - I am not acommittee!

 

LOL, JM! I love that line!

 

I too like Yoda when he was a little crazy when we first see him:

"Yes.Take you to him, I will. wreh, heh, heh.....Come, come!"

Always makes me laugh. ANd I do a good impression of it too. SHame I can't share it with you guys.

 

"SHame I can't share it with you guys"
Record a .wav, dump it in the net and give us a URL. Should do the trick, unless you really don't want us to hear it...

ESB, Echo Base hangar:
Threepio: "Sir, sir, might I ask you what's going on?"
Han: "Yeah, why not" (walks away)
Threepio: "Impossible man"

This is so much like my sense of humor...
Sorry for possible miswritings (memory leak)

 

Sorry but I really wouldn't know how to do such things!
My skills are pretty limited when it come to the internet and posting my own stuff.
But yes, it is the best. Honest!

 

"I don't want to discuss it with the committee!"

"I am NOT a committee!"

 

oops, you beat me too it. I didn't see that one.

"Well, why don't you use your divine influence to get us out of this.."

"Sir, it is against my programming to impersonate a deity."

"Why you...."

 

This has to be the best thing said in the OT

"For my allie is the force, and a powerfull allie it is, life breeds it, lets it grow, numerous beings are we not this pruge matter, you must feel the force around you, save you it can, yesss.

 

"How you get so big eating food of this kind"

BEST (AND MOST USED MISQUOTE):

may the force be with you (obi-wan)-he never says this!

 

I love the early ROTJ dialouge with Han and Luke:

Han: Together again, huh?
Luke: Wouldn't miss it.
Han: How we doin?
Luke: Same as always.
Han: That bad, huh?

and....

Luke: There's not much to see. I used to live here, yknow.
Han: You're gonna die here, yknow. Convienent.

One more, that's it! This is my favorite Luke/Leia line:

Leia: Quick! Find the controls that extend the bridge!
Luke: Uh, I think I just blasted them.

may the force be with you (obi-wan)-he never says this -- He says "The Force will be with you - always"... Right? I remember he never said MTFBWY, but he says something really close, right? LOL.

 

I thought this thread was supposed to be about misquotes.

Like, "Luke, I am your father." Something Vader didn't say, at least not exactly like that. ("No, I am your father.")

 

Puggy- I was gonna say that! *l*

I dunno, I always liked when han and leia are in the asteroid belt in ESB and he says: "You said you wnated to be around when I made a mistake, this might be it, sweetheart." To which Leia replies, "I take it back!"

 

Oh! And, "Yes, your highness-ness."

 

I agree with whoever said "The Force is my ally..."


Also, anything Han says is usually a good quote.

 

Another one:

"Absolutely your worshipfullness. Look I had everything under control until you lead us DOWN HERE!"

"It could be worse"

Rrrrrooooooaaaaarrrrrrrr (or sound to that affect)

"It's worse"

BTW, you ever notice that the most memorable lines seem to be Han Solo ones?

 

"I'd rather kiss a Wookiee!"
"I can arrange that!"

Hmm, you're right.

 

Han Solo

Han to Luke before he jumps into the trash compactor

"Wonderful girl! I'm either gonna kill her or I'm beginning to like her!"



Han to Leia in the garbage compactor


"What an incredible smell you've discovered!"

Han to Leia about Lando

"Lando Calrissian. He's a card player, gambler, scoundrel. You'd like him."

Leia Organa

Leia when she sees the *Falcon* for the first time

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"

Leia, right after the trash compactor incident

"Would somebody get this walking carpet out of my way?!"

Leia, right after the trash compactor incident

"Listen, I don't know who you are, or where you come from, but from now on, you do as I tell you, kay?"

 

JONJEDI,

I think Yoda's quote went: "Luminous (not numerous) beings are we, not this crude (not pruge) matter..."

 

People often misquote this line:

"Play it again Sam"

oh wait, uh that's from something else.

 

Well, at least you've got the idea of the thread!