Kent Balti Masala

If your disgruntled with KFC, come here all are welcome.

 

BAH! I got the shoites that last time I ate at one of yer joints!

 

Thats because it was you

Chef's Special!!!

 

Did someone mention free food?

 

Certainly Madame, take a seat I will bring Poppadums over. Can I get you a drink?

 

**takes a seat**

Why thank you, a southern comfort and lemonade please

 

Right away!

*Gets drinks and returns to table*

Southern Comfort and Lemonade.

Heres the menu, give a shout when you want to order.

 

...and he's gonna cook us a gooood curry ?



I want Tandooori Chicken Juldee Juldee *claps hand*

 

I'll have a Chicken Tikka Masala please

**sips drink**

 

No problem. Boiled rice pilau rice, naan breads or chapatis?

 

pilau rice and keema naan bread please

 

omg this dump is smellier and dirtier than my cardboard box. and they have FIVE and SIX year old children working for them in the kitchen. and notice there aint a dog, cat or bird within a mile of this dump?

 

*Trundles off into kitchen with order*

~10 minutes or so passes~

*Brings out Chicken Tikka Masala with pilau rice and keema naan, and a Tandoori Chicken Juldee Juldee for DA6 (strange lad!)*

Enjoy your meal

Oh and if GL8MH comes in, just ignore him you'll enjoy your curry much more!!


EDIT: Ahh that'll be him now, just dressed as a smelly old tramp

Sorry Sir, we don't have any scraps yet, come back about 11.30.

*Pushes the tramp out the door!*

 

Thanks I am sure we shall

 

//RUNS BACK IN

I have a right to be here!

//PEES IN THE CORNER

 

*Calls Police to get the tramp arrested*


*Police arrive (i/2 an hour late!!) and arrest the tramp*


Is everything ok Madame?

 

It is now, thank you

 

Another drink perhaps, I'm a dab hand at cocktails (No rude jokes please!)

 

// AFTER BEING RELEASED BY POLICE

People! This place encourages child labour. Boycott it now.

//PEES IN EVERYBODIES FOOD

 

lol

I'll have sex on the beach please

And please kill the tramp while you're at it

 

I'll have sex on the beach please

Coming up! (OMG the innuedos!!!)

And please kill the tramp while you're at it

Good idea, and we can put him in the cur.... err I mean phone the undertakers *Looks around shifterly*... yes the undertakers!

 

I'm terrible

LOL err yeah sure I'll find a phone book and do that!

 

You know, I'd be tempted to eat at this place, but the foul smell put me off, and the tramp is staring at me, and I feel nervous....But hey, its free!